What are some great one liners your coach uses

[HomeGrown]

Coaches crack me up, just wondering what were some of the best one liners or stories you could share:)

[bubba gump]

We was in the girl's locker room at Sheldon Clark and had played a bad 1st half. Coach walk's in and say's, this is the right locker room for you guys. Everyone of you are a bunch of ??????! That's just one of a million that he used.

[Cameron Crazy]

"DAG GONE IT"
"QUIT PLAYIN' WITH YA SELF"
"QUIT JACKIN YER PEIDER"

-Matt Mercer of East Ridge

[The Cheem]

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

Coach Brown did this 2004 season with a little Dance, it was the funniest thign I'd seen in awhile, it was before the season.

I know this ain't football but he is still a coach.

[The Fan]

heard a coach say to a ref your like 3 O'Clock in the morning not to bright

[BCF4L]

I just remember coach Crisp of Prestonsburg saying "chicken ****" quite a bit, and he once got mad at us and punched a locker. He then had to leave the locker room to have his hand bandaged up cuz he put a good sized gash on his hand. Pretty hard not to keep a straight face after that.

[Roundleather24]

I was told, "You guys don't have to worry about getting your girlfriends pregant because you have no nuts".:lmao:

[BCF4L]

I was told, "You guys don't have to worry about getting your girlfriends pregant because you have no nuts".:lmao:
:) That was a good one.

[PLAYBOY5]

I have heard that at a Neon J.V. game against I think it was Jackson City about 5 years ago...That Neon had scored like 6 points in the 2nd quarter, and J.V. Coach came into the locker room and said...He11 Boys...I can SH*T 6 points in a D*mn quarter, lol!

[Captain_44]

My junior year at Millard coach Marson came into the locker room either at the half or at the end of the game and was upset and he came in sreaming "All you all worry about is where we going to eat coach! Where we going to eat, and flipping each other in the nuts" and on the last part he made a flipping motion lol it was almost comical to see this behind his back for some time we would joke about it for some time. Coach Marson also out of no where would scream "Like salt through a window woman" to this day I still wonder why he said that lol.

[corndog23]

My junior year at Millard coach Marson came into the locker room either at the half or at the end of the game and was upset and he came in sreaming "All you all worry about is where we going to eat coach! Where we going to eat, and flipping each other in the nuts" and on the last part he made a flipping motion lol it was almost comical to see this behind his back for some time we would joke about it for some time. Coach Marson would also out of no where would scream "Like salt through a window woman" to this day I still wonder why he said that lol.

:) :)

[15thRegionSlamaBamma]

my soccer coach used this one alot "Dont assume because it makes an a$$ out of you and me"

[JMac]

"Oh my God, he just **** himself!!"

Right after a teammate in middle school crapped his shorts during a game.

[THUNDERCHILD]

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken s***". Coach Ed Radjunas in football.

[BCF4L]

My junior year at Millard coach Marson came into the locker room either at the half or at the end of the game and was upset and he came in sreaming "All you all worry about is where we going to eat coach! Where we going to eat, and flipping each other in the nuts" and on the last part he made a flipping motion lol it was almost comical to see this behind his back for some time we would joke about it for some time. Coach Marson also out of no where would scream "Like salt through a window woman" to this day I still wonder why he said that lol.
:) :)

[Cameron Crazy]

My junior year at Millard coach Marson came into the locker room either at the half or at the end of the game and was upset and he came in sreaming "All you all worry about is where we going to eat coach! Where we going to eat, and flipping each other in the nuts" and on the last part he made a flipping motion lol it was almost comical to see this behind his back for some time we would joke about it for some time. Coach Marson also out of no where would scream "Like salt through a window woman" to this day I still wonder why he said that lol.

I played for Marson my Junior High days, and he was a great coach with always hilarious one liners like that.

[thetribe]

Not really using words but my coach used to hang himself with his tie when the ref made a bad call.

[Patton19]

" one step , one rep" , "if it wasn't hard everybody would be out here doing it", " i bet belfry is out there not taking aday off " .....im not saying the name of this coach cause hopefully he doesnt read this but he would run the crap out of the team and I. So he has no proof im talking about him.LOL