For A million dollars would you...?

[blackcatfan_48]

Yeah


would you let mike tyson bite your ear off?

[airball3]

No.

Would you do 1 million jumping jacks in 5 hours?

[DeuceVille]

No.

Would you do 1 million jumping jacks in 5 hours?

If it was possible, I'd try that in a heartbeat...

[clubber_layne]

would you tatoo 80% of your body?

[blackcatfan_48]

Maybe


would you swim across the atlantic ocean

[clubber_layne]

nope

would you go to a hockey game naked?

[blackcatfan_48]

Probably

would you roll around on thumb tacks?

[airball3]

For a million bucks, heck yeah I would roll in all the thumb tacks you wanted.


Would you eat a fresh cow patty?

[clubber_layne]

maybe

would you eat nothin but fast food for 6 months

[crazytaxidriver]

i do anyway lol

would you have your orgasmic organs removed?

[clubber_layne]

no way

would you eat thoughs organs?

[thetribe]

Depends on how many, whose they were, and what they were.

Would you wear Backstreet Boys t-shirt every day all day for the rest of your life and you couldn't tell anyone that you were doing it just for the money?

[clubber_layne]

yes

would you listen to the backstreet boys for one full day once a month for the rest of ur life?

[BurntTires]

yes

Would you pull off all your fingernails anf toenails, having to do it yourself.

[torQQue]

no

Would you poison the neighbors dog?

[thetribe]

**** yea I would.


Would you eat your neighbor's dead dog?

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you eat someone's cut off fingers

[clubber_layne]

if they didnt have some type of disease then yes

would you burn down your house and everything in it?

[blackcatfan_48]

maybe


would you burn down your hometown?

[clubber_layne]

nope, jail isnt my thing

would you burn down your best friends house and never tell them y?

[blackcatfan_48]

Maybe


would you torture George Bush?

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you worship bush?

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you fight chuck liddell

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you move to Baghdad?

[blackcatfan_48]

Possibly


would you live in a cave with Osama

[clubber_layne]

nope

would you eat a chair?

[blackcatfan_48]

yea

would you eat metal springs

[corndog23]

I swallowed a 2 inch safety pin once so yeh id do it, haha


would you swallow an open two inch safety pin?

[DTfan]

No don't think I would...


Would you drive off a 12 story hotel into a 8 foot pool blindfolded?

[airball3]

No.

Would you eat a dead deer, that has been dead for a month in the middle of the summer?

[clubber_layne]

nope my poor stomach can only stand so much

would you go to church naked and stay the whole service?

[blackcatfan_48]

Not sure


would you light your body on fire

[clubber_layne]

yep just not for long

would you burn a forest down?

[blackcatfan_48]

maybe

would you take a hit from william "the fridge" perry

[clubber_layne]

heck yeah

would you jump in front of a bus?

[blackcatfan_48]

no because i wouldnt be able to collect my money lol


would you let a car drag you?

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you eat a sheet of glass?

[blackcatfan_48]

id try


would you eat a cactus

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you drink gasoline

[blackcatfan_48]

yep


would you throw a lighter down your throat after drinking that gasoline

[clubber_layne]

maybe

would you get wasted and pass out at a gay bar :)

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you get hit by a pitch thrown by randy johnson

[clubber_layne]

nope i saw what happened to that bird

would you eat a corpse

[blackcatfan_48]

no my stomach couldnt handle that

would you jump off a 12 story building into an empty pool

[clubber_layne]

nope

would you eat gun powder?

[blackcatfan_48]

yeah


would you let the fatest man in the world sit on you

[clubber_layne]

HaHaHa yep

would you get injected with aids?

[clubber_layne]

HaHaHa yep

would you get injected with aids?

[blackcatfan_48]

no

would you let a crab pinch you on the butt

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you eat off the school bathroom floor

[blackcatfan_48]

no way


would you eat off a gas station's bathroom floor

[clubber_layne]

nope

would you eat styrofoam?

[blackcatfan_48]

yeah


would you eat carpet?

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you drink clorox?

[blackcatfan_48]

no, i would probably die and not be able to get my money

would you get hit in the face with a 2 by 4

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you kill a clown?

[airball3]

No I wouldnt kill anybody.

Would you eat 2 pounds of raw hamburger, and eat 2 dozen raw eggs?

[DTfan]

No...if you die then what\'s the point of getting the money?

Would you stay in the Artic for a week naked?

[airball3]

Yes. You could stay indoors naked in the Artic, and technically you would still be in the Artic but just indoors.

Would you jump into a pit of needles like the lady on Saw II?

[BurntTires]

Yes, Because in Saw 2 the lady must have known they were clean, cause she was in on it.

Would you cut your own foot off like the cop in SAW 1.

[DTfan]

No...I'm not big on pain....

Would you go and have root canals without being numb the least little bit on all your teeth in one sitting?

[clubber_layne]

nope

would who pull every single one of your own teeth with a pair of pliers?

[DTfan]

Depending on how old I was...right now no after age 40 then maybe...

Would you... stand outside during a horrible thunderstorm wrapped in metal wire?

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you grind your hand in a meat grinder?

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you take a cheese grader to your head

[clubber_layne]

yep i needed a haircut any way lol

would you dress like Hitler and stay like that for one year?

[blackcatfan_48]

probably not


would you suffocate someone

[clubber_layne]

maybe

would give up watching all sports but curling for the rest of your life?

[blackcatfan_48]

no way i cant live without my sports lol


would you watch only martha stewart shows for the rest of your life

[DTfan]

No way!


Would you walk a tight rope that's 50 foot off the ground with no safety net?

[blackcatfan_48]

no because i would die on the fall and not get the money


would you spend the night with OJ Simpson

[clubber_layne]

yep i feel lucky lol

would you strike your father and never give excuse y?

[blackcatfan_48]

Maybe


would you break every one of your toes

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you cut off all your toes?

[blackcatfan_48]

Maybe


would you cut your ears off?

[clubber_layne]

nope

would you drink icee/hot

[blackcatfan_48]

nope


would you eat a tube of toothpaste

[clubber_layne]

of course, id do that for 15 dollars

would you burn down a church?

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you throw a cup of beer at Ron Artest lol

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you become amish

[BurntTires]

yes for a little while.

Would you take a hit from a NFL player With you standing on the 50 yard line standing still with only a helmet on. with a player running wide open at you.

[blackcatfan_48]

yeah


would you let a bull trample you?

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you jump into a lions dens wearing only a pair of meat underwear

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you fight a bear

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you fight an aligator

[blackcatfan_48]

yeah


would you be saddam hussein's slave for the rest of your life

[clubber_layne]

yep he'll be dead im a few months

would you eat a live rattlesnake

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you let a snake bite you 10 times in a row?

[clubber_layne]

if it wasnt posinous sure

would live in a house full of snakes?

[BurntTires]

yes, If I could hang from the ceiling.


Would you sleep in a tent knowing Black Mambas and King Cobras were around.

[clubber_layne]

nope, hate snakes

would you give up all technology for one year?

[airball3]

Yes.

Would you let somebody press a hot iron to your back and hold it for 5 minutes?

[BurntTires]

yes, but it would hurt really bad

would you pull all your hair out(whole body) with tweezers one by one.

[Mrs.BurntTires]

No, but I'd pluck yours out BT...LOL

If you are a guy and you had the ability to give birth...would you?

[BurntTires]

Shew, she's killin threads already...

[moofer]

No I wouldn't give birth. OUCH!

Would youroll naked in a briar patch?

[BurntTires]

yes

would you let someone shoot you with a paintball gun, and you have to be naked

[EKY Sportster]

yeah, but not at close range! It didn't kill Jonnny Knoxville and a million buck is a million bucks!

[blackcatfan_48]

would you break all the bones in your leg?

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you saw off your leg

[blackcatfan_48]

yeah


would you jump in front of a train

[EKY Sportster]

no! I would want to be around to spend the money

[airball3]

Yeah I would. He didnt say that you couldnt jump back out of the way. The train could be 500 feet away and you could jump infront of it and then jump back out of harms way and technically you still jumped in front of it.


Would you jump out of the back of a speeding truck as it reached 100 mph going down a gravel road?

[BurntTires]

Yes ...I would jump into the lake beside the gravel road.

Would you stand outside in a hail(golfball size) storm with no protection.

[airball3]

I didnt say there was a lake besides the road. Anyways you know how bad 100 mph hitting the water would hurt? LOL

Yeah for a few minutes.. Its worth a million.

Would you eat two dozen rotten eggs in one hour?

[blackcatfan_48]

no i dont think my stomach could handle it


would you wrap yourself in barb wire

[clubber_layne]

yep just not too tight

would you eat barb wire?

[blackcatfan_48]

maybe


would you drill holes in your body

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you become homosexual

[airball3]

No, I dont believe I would. But One Million is alot of money.

Would you jump of a speeding boat going 200 mph into the water without a life jacket?

[clubber_layne]

nope i cant take it with me

would you take up being homeless for one year?

[blackcatfan_48]

maybe


would you let a bull trample you

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you take a bullet in the stomach

[blackcatfan_48]

no


would you stab yourself in the thigh

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you eat a live chicken

[blackcatfan_48]

yeah

would you throw the championship game for your team

[clubber_layne]

maybe

would you destroy every belonging u have that u ever cared about

[airball3]

I don't know.

Would you go into Lawrence County High School and plant your finger prints and DNA all over the school?

[BurntTires]

nope

If it was someone in your family that vandilized Lawrence Co. High would you turn them in?

[clubber_layne]

nope

would you turn yourself in for vandilzing the Lawrence county high?

[blackcatfan_48]

no

would you ever vadalize a public place

[clubber_layne]

yep

would you stick a needle in your eye

[blackcatfan_48]

no

would you cut your eye out?

[clubber_layne]

nope i dont like pain

Would u become an atheist?

[P-Villain!]

No Chance

Would you streak during the Superbowl?

[TidesHoss32]

Absolutely. As long as my bail isnt over a million, lol...

Would you steal from the goodwill store?

[warriorpride]

No

Whould you steal a cop car?

[Meaty]

No a million dollars doesn't do you any good in jail!

Would you not take a shower for a month?

[P-Villain!]

**** yeah, Thats a good deal

Would you live in Darfur for 6 months?

[TidesHoss32]

can I bring my guns?**** yeah, Thats a good deal

Would you live in Darfur for 6 months?

[P-Villain!]

Sure why not

[TidesHoss32]

yeah then what the ****, lol...

Would you attempt to pilot an aircraft full of people having never flown?Sure why not

[Jshort5]

yes it would be fun (wit a parachute)

would you try sumo wrestling a 900 lb chinese guy?

[Football Widow]

Sure.

Would you let the whole football team spit in a bottle, then drink it?

[P-Villain!]

Doesnt that kinda happen anyway with waterbottles at practice?

and yes i would for 1mill

would you re live the worst day of your life

[Football Widow]

No.
Would you floss your teeth with the coaches pubes?

[P-Villain!]

wow i pass

[baseballfan]

no

would you sell all your belonging execpt what you are wearing right now and start your life all over with the million bucks

[P-Villain!]

Yeah I would, I don't think I have $1,000,000 Dollars worth of Belongings

Would you leave your wife or girlfriend

[Ring'Em Up]

gee ohh, sorry for breaking the chain, but jus had to say, i dont know how i ever missed this thread, but i have laughed more jus reading the first 2 pages than i have maybe in my whole life!!!!!!! great job by EVERYONE thats submitted. now PLEASE.............continue.

[Ring'Em Up]

Yeah I would, I don't think I have $1,000,000 Dollars worth of Belongings

Would you leave your wife or girlfriend

yes

for a million dollars.......would u care if u had to give her half?

[phs1986]

yes

for a million dollars.......would u care if u had to give her half?


Being the "wife" I would TAKE half (or more depending on how many kids are involved).... LOL

Would you bet on your own team to lose an important game? (BIG money bet.. NOT $10.00)...

[Panther Thunder]

Being the "wife" I would TAKE half (or more depending on how many kids are involved).... LOL

Would you bet on your own team to lose an important game? (BIG money bet.. NOT $10.00)...
yes against Catholic lol
would you walk into church wearing a devil costume?

[TidesHoss32]

AAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!! dammit.......(thinking)....NO..

Would you stab a helpless kitten, knowing it would suffer to death?yes against Catholic lol
would you walk into church wearing a devil costume?

[P-Villain!]

Nah, Cat didnt do **** (but if it gave me a reason)

Would you agree to take cold showers the rest of your life

[Jshort5]

nope

would you spend a year working 4 bin laden?

[phs1986]

nope

would you spend a year working 4 bin laden?



NO!!

would you.... eat nothing but chicken liver for a year?

[P-Villain!]

yeah for sure 1 year isnt THAT long, and id be enjoying alotta stuff other than food

Would you box mike tyson bare knuckle in his prime

[phs1986]

UH.... NO!! LOL...

Would you... Make your mother in law dinner and mix in some e-lax with her dessert?

[Midee1]

You wouldn't have to pay me to do that............^^^^^^^^^:D

[TidesHoss32]

LMAO:) ....

Would you wear a "Hells Angels Suck" shirt to a Hells Angel gathering? In the desert?You wouldn't have to pay me to do that............^^^^^^^^^:D

[THOMCAT]

LMAO:) ....

Would you wear a "Hells Angels Suck" shirt to a Hells Angel gathering? In the desert?

No... $1,000,000 means nothing to a dead man.

Would you trade places with Guru?

[PLAYBOY5]

no,
If you were a TRUE DIEHARD Pittsburgh fan, would you wear a Bengals jersey to a HOME Steelers football game and sit in the diehard Steeler Endzone section and get a Bengals tattoo against the Bengals and cheer for them in the AFC championship, lol! This one goes out to TIDESHOSS32, lol!

[TidesHoss32]

F--- NO! No freakin way.

would you do an exercise video with Richard Simmons...first aired on live tv?

no,
If you were a TRUE DIEHARD Pittsburgh fan, would you wear a Bengals jersey to a HOME Steelers football game and sit in the diehard Steeler Endzone section and get a Bengals tattoo against the Bengals and cheer for them in the AFC championship, lol! This one goes out to TIDESHOSS32, lol!

[PLAYBOY5]

**** Yes I Would!

[P-Villain!]

Man playboy5 you didn't continue the chain!

Would you shorten your life for 5 years for 1,000,000 Dollars

[PLAYBOY5]

Yes I would,
Would you cut your thumbs and pinky's off?

[Football Widow]

Yes.

Would you lick a man's arm pit that has really bad body odor?

[FATMAN]

yes

would you take a fastball in the stomach from randy johnson?

[FATMAN]

double post

[More Cowbell]

yes

would you take a fastball in the stomach from randy johnson?

Yes, pain is only temporary...

Would you fight a grizzly bear for 1 minute, if you were also naked and covered in molasses?

[Scotty doesn't know]

Yes, pain is only temporary...

Would you fight a grizzly bear for 1 minute, if you were also naked and covered in molasses?

LOL HAHA :) That had me in the floor.

Who you eat a nugget of your own poop? (in case you are wondering that is from a comedy cd)

[Scotty doesn't know]

Think back to when you where 8 or 9 years old..... would you take a shower with Michael Jackson???

[More Cowbell]

You didn't answer my question first...

[Scotty doesn't know]

Yes, pain is only temporary...

Would you fight a grizzly bear for 1 minute, if you were also naked and covered in molasses?

No becasue I would want to be in the right state of health four or five weeks (or months at that) down the road so I could enjoy my cool million. :D If I am living after a 1 minute bear fight in that situation I don't think I could enjoy my money except for paying my hospital bills and cosmetic surgery bills Lol.

[More Cowbell]

Think back to when you where 8 or 9 years old..... would you take a shower with Michael Jackson???

No, because I would probably have to spend all the money getting psychotherapy the rest of my life! :)

Would you french kiss your high school principal?

[Scotty doesn't know]

No, because I would probably have to spend all the money getting psychotherapy the rest of my life! :)

Would you french kiss your high school principal?

100% depends... if it was my old high school teacher... then that is a big NO!!!
However, if the principal would have been a pretty smokin' lady then it is a big YEAH!! Lol I say that one depends on the your specfic principal (and gender preference lol)

[TidesHoss32]

lol you guys are crazy...

Would you turn down Eva Mendes' services for a year?

[Scotty doesn't know]

lol you guys are crazy...

Would you turn down Eva Mendes' services for a year?

LOL, there are many other fish int he sea fo a million dollars LOL :Thumbs: .

[TidesHoss32]

lol ok then...would you stand on a street corner in Lexington on a crowded day with a wooden sign hanging around your neck that says "I LOVE CHILD MOLESTERS"??LOL, there are many other fish int he sea fo a million dollars LOL :Thumbs: .

[phs1986]

lol ok then...would you stand on a street corner in Lexington on a crowded day with a wooden sign hanging around your neck that says "I LOVE CHILD MOLESTERS"??


LMAO>>>> **** NO!!!!

Would you....Open a "sex shop" and ask your mom to work the 9 to 5 shift?

[Midee1]

LMAO>>>> **** NO!!!!

Would you....Open a "sex shop" and ask your mom to work the 9 to 5 shift?

Only if I couldn't get her to work the midnight shift.

Would you marry an UGLY person just for the money?

[TidesHoss32]

as many times as thats crept in my mind..no I wouldnt..lol:D

would you slap a lion in the face?Only if I couldn't get her to work the midnight shift.

Would you marry an UGLY person just for the money?

[Midee1]

as many times as thats crept in my mind..no I wouldnt..lol:D

would you slap a lion in the face?

Not if it was the one that belonged to Siegfried and Roy.

Would you bet against your childs sports team in a game?

[TidesHoss32]

:) I dont have children, but yes, I would do that, lol...

would you hitchhike cross country from the Atlantic to the Pacific with a just released serial killer?

Not if it was the one that belonged to Siegfried and Roy.

Would you bet against your childs sports team in a game?

[More Cowbell]

:) I dont have children, but yes, I would do that, lol...

would you hitchhike cross country from the Atlantic to the Pacific with a just released serial killer?

Nope, like so many on here have said, you can't enjoy the money if you're dead.

Would you put an angry raccoon into your underwear and then start pinching him over and over?

[Scotty doesn't know]

as many times as thats crept in my mind..no I wouldnt..lol:D

would you slap a lion in the face?

I would if I had a 10 second head start and a barrier in sight LOL
Liven on the edge man LOL:cool:

[Scotty doesn't know]

Nope, like so many on here have said, you can't enjoy the money if you're dead.

Would you put an angry raccoon into your underwear and then start pinching him over and over?

Yes!!!! I have been kicked and punched in the nuts so many times, I no longer feel pain down there!! lol (just kidding)

Would you spend a week in a room with a skunk? Let me add you are tied up and can not pinch your nose.

[More Cowbell]

Yes, growing up with my dad and brothers, I've smelled worse... :)

If you could never change it back, would you legally change your first and middle name to Mo Lester?

[Scotty doesn't know]

Yes, growing up with my dad and brothers, I've smelled worse... :)

If you could never change it back, would you legally change your first and middle name to Mo Lester?

Sure. Just never tell anyone your middle name. However, most the time when you are filling out paperwork it is fill out with the last name first then first then middle so it would be something like: Johnson, Mo Lester which just sounds wrong Lol

Would sit in a room for more then a week forced to watch reruns of Teletubbies?

[More Cowbell]

Yes, I could do that. Does Tinky Winky still carry a purse? :)

Back to the real question. Would you have a full body wax job (just like they started to do in 40-Year-Old Virgin) performed on you once a week for the rest of your life?

[TidesHoss32]

yes, lol hoping that eventually I'd become numb to it..

Would you let Michael Vick watch your dog while on vacation?Yes, I could do that. Does Tinky Winky still carry a purse? :)

Back to the real question. Would you have a full body wax job (just like they started to do in 40-Year-Old Virgin) performed on you once a week for the rest of your life?

[PLAYBOY5]

Yes, Would hate it and KNOW that before I left I would threaten his life, but for a Mill.....I would!
For a million dollars, and you were in high school, would you not play your final 2 years of your favorite sport?

[Scotty doesn't know]

Yes, Would hate it and KNOW that before I left I would threaten his life, but for a Mill.....I would!
For a million dollars, and you were in high school, would you not play your final 2 years of your favorite sport?

Yes!! I was a drummer anyways lol I would just be a big sports fan and that plays music lol.

For a million dollars would you let your wife or gilfriend go on a date with OJ Simpson?

[TidesHoss32]

f--- yeah I would, if he promised to keep her forever:D

would you skydive over Baghdad with a parachute painted like an American flag?

[More Cowbell]

No way, that would be like having a huge bullseye on you! Doubt you would live to speak of that.

Would you volunteer to let an entire group of 100 med school students use you to practice doing a prostate exam (or for the ladies, a pelvic exam)?

[Scotty doesn't know]

No way, that would be like having a huge bullseye on you! Doubt you would live to speak of that.

Would you volunteer to let an entire group of 100 med school students use you to practice doing a prostate exam (or for the ladies, a pelvic exam)?

....that will be an ockward yes... I believe I could retain my dignity knowing that there would be a million dollars waiting afterwards...However, I am having regrets about that answer lol.

Would you let all NFL punters take kicking practice with your tee bag "if you know what I mean"?

[More Cowbell]

Yes, you didn't say I couldn't wear a cup. :D

Would you stand out in a lightning storm for 10 minutes holding a metal rod into the air? (It's been storming outside today.)

[Scotty doesn't know]

Yes, you didn't say I couldn't wear a cup. :D

Would you stand out in a lightning storm for 10 minutes holding a metal rod into the air? (It's been storming outside today.)

Go back to my question and answer it as if you could not wear a cup or anything that could possibly protect your junk :eek:. Now answer it....

With your question it would totally be relavent to where I was at... You did not say I could not stand under a bridge :D . Got ya back :rockon:
Tweak it and then I will answer lol

[TidesHoss32]

lol Would you steal all the food from the hot box at the old folks home?

[PLAYBOY5]

YES!!!!!!
Would you lay in a pool of spyders and snakes with one copperhead at the other end and a tarantula on the same end of the copperhead with you at the total opposite end weighted down to where you couldn't move for 15 minutes?

[Scotty doesn't know]

YES!!!!!!
Would you lay in a pool of spyders and snakes with one copperhead at the other end and a tarantula on the same end of the copperhead with you at the total opposite end weighted down to where you couldn't move for 15 minutes?

If you could not move I would hope that they would not get hostile but I would still say .......maybe lol

Would you go into a gay bar on the New Jersey coast and order the drink "sex on the beach"?

[Beef]

No.

Would you allow this thread to end and it become a Classic?

[Midee1]

No.

Would you allow this thread to end and it become a Classic?

Yes.

Would you be the one to close it and make it a classic?

[PLAYBOY5]

I WOULD IF I WAS SOMEONE IN BGR....LOL..IT WOULD BE AN HONOR AND A PRIVELEDGE TO HAVE THIS HONOR ANDTO BREAK ME IN AS AN INAUGURAL MODERATOR....Just something to think about.....
For a million dollars, would you let PLAYBOY5 be a mod, lol?

[Beef]

Naaa...I'd rather have the original PLAYBOY. No need for the 5th one.

DONE.....Good thread guys. Need something else like it now!