Beef
02-18-2005, 03:48 PM
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged
me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering
me.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts,
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls
and
asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and
she
had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was
in
total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight
to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the
family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged
me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering
me.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts,
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls
and
asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and
she
had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was
in
total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight
to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the
family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.