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Batpuff
06-15-2006, 09:38 PM
can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
football05
06-15-2006, 10:39 PM
haha those are good ones I like the oneabout the picture on his g/fs night stand lol
BFritz
06-15-2006, 11:19 PM
Old, but still funny
BC75
06-16-2006, 12:16 AM
Yea and don't call them occifer.
BurntTires
06-17-2006, 02:14 PM
yes those are good ones, and dont give them the finger when one just about causes you to wreck, they will take you to jail....lol, and yes it is true I know from experience.
15thRegionCrazy
06-17-2006, 05:07 PM
hehe
BC75
06-17-2006, 06:43 PM
yes those are good ones, and dont give them the finger when one just about causes you to wreck, they will take you to jail....lol, and yes it is true I know from experience.

You didn't? lol:lmao:
BurntTires
06-17-2006, 08:04 PM
You didn't? lol:lmao:yep, sure did the Sheriff in Floyd County...John K.....lol
Old School
06-17-2006, 08:48 PM
funny stuff!!!
SE04
06-17-2006, 08:52 PM
lol BT that's funny sounds like something I would do!
BCF4L
06-18-2006, 05:54 PM
yep, sure did the Sheriff in Floyd County...John K.....lolHe was probably high when he did that. :)
Batpuff
06-18-2006, 06:17 PM
**** I was given every excuse there was to why they were doing what they were doing. The best one was whan a guy was asked how much he had to drink and stated way to much to be talking to you. LOL
BurntTires
06-18-2006, 08:43 PM
He was probably high when he did that. :)I agree with you on that one.....He kept in that **** holding cell for 10 hours....lol
t-cat50
07-17-2006, 04:15 PM
what seems to be the officer problem.
BC75
07-17-2006, 11:22 PM
I agree with you on that one.....He kept in that **** holding cell for 10 hours....lol


haha, Now if your son ever pulls anything like that, you can't be mad.
THUNDERCHILD
07-18-2006, 12:54 PM
Oh yes you can! lol
BFritz
07-18-2006, 01:55 PM
11 "You might wanna step back because you'd probly get drunk from smelling my breath"
THUNDERCHILD
07-18-2006, 04:36 PM
Smelling your breath may be toxic, lol.
BFritz
07-18-2006, 05:14 PM
12 You can search my car but just be careful not to scratch my trophy that I won tonight for bonging beers, I still gotta show mom
crazytaxidriver
07-18-2006, 07:33 PM
BT i didn't think they could take you to jail for that.. i heard somehwere that you could sit and cuss them out but if they don[t have any other reasono to take you then they can't take you for that
BC75
07-18-2006, 07:57 PM
Who's that brave tho? Cause I know if i did something like that, he'd be watching for me later on. lol
BFritz
07-18-2006, 09:43 PM
BT i didn't think they could take you to jail for that.. i heard somehwere that you could sit and cuss them out but if they don[t have any other reasono to take you then they can't take you for that

I'm pretty sure they can't unless you're being uncooperative or doing it when they're trying to get you to do or say something else