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BFritz
01-19-2007, 03:32 PM
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.

You gotta love George.

Beef
01-19-2007, 03:51 PM
:) :)

Old school Dawg
01-19-2007, 06:37 PM
Stepped on any ducks fritz my friend?

true2blue
01-25-2007, 03:17 PM
Love it !

baseballfan
01-25-2007, 03:34 PM
Funny

mcfan1
01-25-2007, 03:38 PM
Funny!

-STAT-
01-25-2007, 04:00 PM
lol, pretty good.

DTfan
01-25-2007, 04:09 PM
I liked that

BFritz
01-25-2007, 04:37 PM
Stepped on any ducks fritz my friend?

I'm placing them all around campus and hoping some hot girl steps on one and ends up with me:shh:


:Clap:

:thatsfunn

warriorpride
01-26-2007, 01:14 AM
Funny

Agreed.

thetribe
01-26-2007, 05:33 PM
That's hilarious.