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Midee1
01-25-2007, 07:21 PM
A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

phs1986
01-25-2007, 07:30 PM
LMAO..... Midee your too much!!! LOLOL....

Batpuff
01-25-2007, 07:37 PM
F*** Midee that was even Low for you. lol

mcfan1
01-25-2007, 07:47 PM
Lol!!!!

DTfan
01-25-2007, 07:58 PM
That was great...

BFritz
01-25-2007, 08:31 PM
Caught me by surprise, but if I ever see you walking one the side of the road while I'm driving.............:shh:



:thatsfunn Kind of funny all the same

Midee1
01-25-2007, 08:36 PM
Caught me by surprise, but if I ever see you walking one the side of the road while I'm driving.............:shh:



:thatsfunn Kind of funny all the same

You know Fritz the original joke had the Oakland Raiders in there but I thought, for a minute, of who I could really aggravate with this joke. Guess what? You were the first person to pop into my mind. I couldn't resist.:moon:

BlackcatAlum
01-25-2007, 08:42 PM
LMAO! Good one midee.

Doc Holliday
01-25-2007, 09:49 PM
actually i heard it as a uk joke eddie suttons last season as coach

warriorpride
01-26-2007, 01:03 AM
LOL midee.

BC75
01-26-2007, 01:12 AM
lol I was hoping thats what it was when I read the title. I had heard this joke a lone time ago, but I had heard it with a local high school football team.

thetribe
01-26-2007, 05:31 PM
I heard this joke last season as well but I love it.

I also heard that the Bengals had an anthrax scare too. Coach called the authorities who came out and reported that the white powder was NOT anthrax, instead it was the goal line. Apparently it had been too long since anyone had seen it.