What is your favorite movie quote?

[Doc Holliday]

I have several.
i feel this could be a great thread with quite a few funny things being siad in it.

[BGRBABE]

Cool. I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. ".

[theswag]

i have a favorit quote, but not from a movie. From an episode of south park....
Stan: Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!
Cartman: Intelligent an friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise.

[dirty30]

"Do it for Johnny!"
THe Outsiders, quote brought to you by Dallas Winston, "Dally"
lol

[youknowwhoibe]

"Dead meat."

Mr. T Rocky III. Very funny.

[Doc Holliday]

nice one swag

[imported_imported_torQQue]

"She showed me her boobies and liked them too" adam sandler, The Waterboy

[Doc Holliday]

Memorable Quotes from
"Family Guy" (1999)
Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

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Stewie Griffin: **** you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb.

[Doc Holliday]

And I must include this last one from the family guy's Quagmire

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

I know it awful but its so funny!!!!!

[hippo's hope]

F**K Em if they can't take a joke----Cecil "Stud" Cantrell (LONG GONE)

[Doc Holliday]

They all do!!!! Stud Long gone

[ComfortEagle]

"Stop looking at me swan!"

-Billy Madison

[theswag]

"Do it for Johnny!"
THe Outsiders, quote brought to you by Dallas Winston, "Dally"
lol

i LOVED the book, and the movie was equally as good. i hated the way it ended though.... Johnny Cake dies, then Dally goes and robs that store, then gets gunned down in the street.....

[Amun-Ra]

every uote i have wante to put on here are too dirty to post...lol

just check out Full Metal Jacket

[Beef]

VV....


"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun"

:lol:

[crazytaxidriver]

from Family guy

this has to do with a social worker and Glen Quagmire upon waking up together the next morning

Social Worker: Glen honey I have a question for you, what is it exactly that you do?
Quagmire: Huh uh. I have a question for you.... Why are you still here?

lol.. so funny when you watch it

[dirty30]

"Do it for Johnny!"
THe Outsiders, quote brought to you by Dallas Winston, "Dally"
lol

i LOVED the book, and the movie was equally as good. i hated the way it ended though.... Johnny Cake dies, then Dally goes and robs that store, then gets gunned down in the street.....

I just read the book and watched the movie recently and I agree they are both great...the book was written by S. E. Hinton at the age of 16 so thats relaly impressive, but i do agree with you in that the ending stinks...they did leave out some important parts from the book in the movie, however.

[youknowwhoibe]

Another Rocky III quote compliments of Mr. T

Press: Whats your prediction for tonight's fight?
Mr. T: Whats my prediction for tonight's fight?.....PAIN

[BlueGrassGirl]

Ray: D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!

[football05]

This is the most powerful hand gun in the world, it will blow your head clean off....Do you want to make my day punk, WELL do ya
-Clint Eastwood-
I think thats how he says it...But you all know what im taking about neways...Its been forever since i watched it.....

[Amun-Ra]

VV....


"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun"

:lol:
classic scene....
i love that movie. R Lee Ermy (sp) is great as the drill sgt.

[Punisher]

Shawshank Redemption:

"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Morgan Freeman (Red)

[Doc Holliday]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the corps.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

The Simpsons
Homer-Rich big shots, they have all the money in the world. But...there's one thing that they can't buy..
Marge-Oh really whats that homie? heheh
Homer-........a dinosaur.

[BCF4L]

"You can do it, cut his fricking head off" - Waterboy (Edited version)

Harry- " I breed K-9's......DOGS to the late person"
Mary- "Any unusual breeding?"
Harry- "No, mostly just doggystyle"
Harry- " One time we successfully breeded a bulldog with a ****zu"
Mary- " Hmm well that's odd"
Harry- "Yeah they called it a bull****"
-- Dumb and Dumber

[bevinsville_bomber]

"Say hello to my 'lil friend." - Tony Montana (Scarface)

"Can you dig it?" - Cyrus (The Warriors)

[dirty30]

"Only steers and *****s come from Texas"

[4leaf]

"Is that you John Wayne? Is that me?"

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

haha 4leaf you master that quote.

"warriors...come out to play-e-yay"

[4leaf]

"Screw you replacement friends!!"

[thetribe]

Major Payne to the deaf cadet:
MP: Boy, if you don't answer me when I speak to you I'm gonna stick my foot up your @ss, do you understand me deafy?
DC: Der, yet, der!

Major Payne to the fat cadet:
Badeedbadeedbadeed (like Porky Pig) What are you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in yo' pocket? -Makes him do sit-ups and counts them off like- One tubby tubby, two tubby tubby....

I love the quote the Denzel Washington says in Remember the Titans to "Petey" I don't know the exact words but it is when they are on the field and he says something to the effect of "You miss a pass you run a mile, you miss a block you run a mile, you fumble my football I will break my foot off in your john brown hindparts and THEN you will run a mile." Sorry I do not know the exact words because I have not watched it in years but I LOVE the quote.

[theswag]

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Mr Garrison: What is 2 times 6?
Butters: 8?
Mr Garrison: No, now lets get an answer from someone who isnt a complete retard. Anyone?

GhostBusters: Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats living together! Mass Hysteria!

[dirty30]

haha I loved that quote from teh southpark movie theswag...that whole movie is halarious

[Jonny Pizzle]

The Price is Wrong Bi*ch - Adam Sandler to Bob Barker on "Happy Gilmore"

[crazytaxidriver]

Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.

these are from mean girls lol..

[jayblackcat2006]

JULES WINNFIELD: (from Pulp Fiction, my all-time favorite movie)
There's a passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his
brother's keeper and the finder of
lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you
will know I am the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon you." I been
sayin' that [s-word] for years. And if
you ever heard it, it meant your
***. I never really questioned
what it meant. I thought it was
just a cold-blooded thing to say to
a [m'fer] 'fore you popped a
cap in his ***. But I saw some
[s-word] this mornin' made me think
twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could
mean you're the evil man. And I'm
the righteous man. And Mr. .45
here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous *** in the valley of
darkness. Or is could by you're
the righteous man and I'm the
shepherd and it's the world that's
evil and selfish. I'd like that.
But that [s-word] ain't the truth. The
truth is you're the weak. And I'm
the tyranny of evil men. But I'm
tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be
a shepherd.

[crazytaxidriver]

lol i almost posted that same quote. jay

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Spike Lee
"this is a story about the father, the son, and the holy game"
-He Got Game

[CNN]

"Gary Johnston: A flying limo? Now I've seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Gary Johnston: No.
Spottswoode: So you HAVEN'T seen everything."


Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the **** didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in their with a god**** hand cannon?

Gary Johnston: But, I thought you weren't gay?
Spottswoode: This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.

[theswag]

"Silence of hte Lambs"

Hannibal:A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Buffalo Bill:It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.

Buffalo Bill:YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!

Buffalo Bill(in mirror): Would you F**K Me? Id F**K Me.

[jayblackcat2006]

Pulp Fiction has to be the greatest movie of all time.

[hawkamania]

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @$$, and Im all out of bubble gum"
the classic "cut me, mick" --Rocky.
OldSchool- "Your My boy Blue!!!" after he gets finished singing dust in the wind.
"You climb obstacles like old people f___, you know that Pile?" FULL METAL JACKET

[imported_imported_torQQue]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your *** up there, wouldn't he?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?


Full Metal Jacket