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EastKYReporter
07-19-2005, 01:25 PM
...If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It's a question that's been around for ages...

I'm gonna say if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck about 3 square feet per minute...not alot, but enough...how much do you say?
Beef
07-19-2005, 04:08 PM
If a Woodchuck could chuck wod then it would chuck as much wood as it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood 8)
EastKYReporter
07-19-2005, 04:32 PM
Ah...I see Beef... :o
crazytaxidriver
07-19-2005, 06:23 PM
What is a woodchuck????
Beef
07-19-2005, 06:26 PM
:roll: Don't mind him EKR.....he's not the brightest of the bunch :(



:P
crazytaxidriver
07-19-2005, 06:27 PM
I can't believe you beef.. haven't seen you in years and you are already picking on me. lol
Beef
07-19-2005, 06:30 PM
But I guess you domake a good point...one would think that a woodchuck is something that chucks wood....when it seems a woodchuck really can't chuck wood???

So let's keep it simle with their other name....groundhog 8)
crazytaxidriver
07-19-2005, 06:35 PM
how do you know a woodchuck isn't a machine???? it never says anything about an animal
thetribe
07-19-2005, 08:10 PM
Wouldn't this also depend on how big the woodchuck was? Lol. 8)
thetribe
07-19-2005, 08:12 PM
But in all seriousness, the article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.
theswag
07-19-2005, 11:25 PM
the only woodchuck that i have heard of that wasnt an animal was a Bolt Action 22. rifle.
15thRegionCrazy
07-20-2005, 01:59 AM
he wouldnt chuck any... he would get another wood chuck to chuck it for him
thetribe
07-20-2005, 07:28 PM
But who said that it was a lazy woodchuck? Lol.
EastKYReporter
07-21-2005, 09:21 AM
Nice research tribe!
thetribe
07-21-2005, 05:32 PM
Jup. I try. 8)
VonWafer_FSU
07-21-2005, 10:07 PM
no such thing as a woodchuck
crazytaxidriver
07-22-2005, 12:46 AM
But if there was, how much wood could it chuck??
EastKYReporter
07-22-2005, 08:46 AM
So we really haven't answered the question...I dunno...
CatDawg
07-22-2005, 10:01 AM
Will we ever have an answer?
Beef
07-22-2005, 01:59 PM
no such thing as a woodchuckI beg to differ

http://mdc.mo.gov/nathis/mammals/woodchuck/
VonWafer_FSU
07-22-2005, 11:07 PM
beef...that website is not official...
Beef
07-23-2005, 03:57 AM
It is a government website...how is it not official?
PantherBlitz42
07-23-2005, 02:23 PM
lmao whos bright idea was this...
CatDawg
07-27-2005, 10:32 PM
I see we still don't have an answer.