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hippo's hope
01-24-2005, 12:05 PM
Who plays Pickleball out there. I know the Bomber does. For you that do not know this game it is a combination of ping-pong and tennis. It was a game that you played in gym class in the late 80 and early 90s what a great game.

BelfryPride
01-24-2005, 12:15 PM
I don't know what that is....

SNAKEBYTE
01-24-2005, 12:36 PM
I've played the game a few times, it's fast paced with a lot of action

hippo's hope
01-24-2005, 02:31 PM
belfrypride
It is a small tennis court without a net, would fit inside on side of a basketball court and use have the small rules as ping-pong and use oversized ping-pong paddles and a whiffle ball, it is really fast pace and extremely fun. you can find out more on the internet.

SNAKEBYTE
01-24-2005, 02:45 PM
Littlej the court does have a net, the court dimensions are 44'L X 20' W the net is 36" high

bevinsville_bomber
01-24-2005, 03:21 PM
Pickleball. ylsuper1.:

BallaBaby
01-24-2005, 03:25 PM
I've heard of it, but never seen anyone play it!

Hip-hop Box
01-24-2005, 03:31 PM
I don't know what that is....

lol Cap_PDT_0:

SNAKEBYTE
01-24-2005, 03:34 PM
ARE YOU A PICKLEBALL PLAYER BOMBER? MatchTenn:

crazytaxidriver
01-24-2005, 06:20 PM
I've played a game called kooshball, with one of those balls with the little rubber things coming out of it. But I've never played this game you speak of lol

The Pikey
01-24-2005, 07:14 PM
I've played and compared to some supposedly good athletes in administration I must confess I am, compared to them, ALL-AMERICAN.

Doc Holliday
01-25-2005, 12:22 AM
Your opposition must have went "lame" like seabiscuit.

BCF4L
01-25-2005, 10:19 AM
I used to play that when I was in elementary school in Georgetown. I thought it was a pretty fun game to play. But it's been nearly 10 years since I have played. Wow I'm getting old. I just thought it's been 10 years since I was in elementary school.

Curley Bill
01-25-2005, 01:50 PM
I've played and compared to some supposedly good athletes in administration I must confess I am, compared to them, ALL-AMERICAN.

Pikey you sound like a legend in your own mind. A lot of people can handle over-the-hill pencil pushers. Do you ever accept a real challenge.

Doc Holliday
01-25-2005, 03:05 PM
It appear we may have a full blown catillion own our hands

ZMG
01-25-2005, 03:17 PM
Never played pickleball, but I have played "chinese ping-pong", as my old PE teacher would call it. It's played on a ping-pong table sitting on a hard surface (concrete, hardwood, whatever) with no net. The serve has to hit the table, go off the end of the table, bounce 1 time on the floor (no more than once), then must be returned. The return has to hit the table at least once, no maximum amount of times (it can roll across the table), and can come off the table at any side. It then must bounce once and then the whole process starts over. You get a point by your opponent letting the ball bounce on the floor more than once, or them returning and it missing the table.

To make it more interesting, before the serve, the player serving can dart to the other end of the table and serve. You must then run to the other end of the table yourself and try to return the serve. Or, the server could even make a complete trip around the table and serve from where they started.

It's a really fun game, and really good exercise.

The Pikey
01-25-2005, 03:54 PM
Still finding out if any little fellas in 129 and 133 can win a series. So far they have been proper.

Wyatt Earp
01-25-2005, 04:06 PM
It appear we may have a full blown catillion own our hands Come on Doc. You know those words can get confusin.

Doc Holliday
01-25-2005, 06:43 PM
Oh so true my friend oh so true

Johnny Ringo
01-26-2005, 09:51 AM
Pikey you sound like a legend in your own mind. A lot of people can handle over-the-hill pencil pushers. Do you ever accept a real challenge.[/quote]

Well how about it Pikey do you accept the challenge? I'm here to help Curley Bill, just say when.

Liberty Valance
01-26-2005, 11:47 AM
Pikey, sounds as if you gloat when you win and whine when you loose.

Doc Holliday
01-26-2005, 04:18 PM
It appears this town is truly booming
Unfortunatly with vile vermin.
lol
glad to see you

Curley Bill
01-26-2005, 06:33 PM
Still finding out if any little fellas in 129 and 133 can win a series. So far they have been proper.

I seriously doubt if you can handle the competition in 128 and 130

The Pikey
01-26-2005, 08:54 PM
So thats the way it's gonna be. Challenge accepted on the pickleball court.

Wyatt Earp
01-26-2005, 09:01 PM
Well Johnny Ringo. What a pleasant surprise. Liberty I think the gloating takes place much more than the whining. Next time the pickleball comes right between the eye's.

Johnny Ringo
01-27-2005, 09:30 AM
So thats the way it's gonna be. Challenge accepted on the pickleball court.

Well Pikey, I didn't think you had it in you to show, I guess since you're accepting challenges I need to find a buddy & get in on this showdown too, if you think you're up to it thumb4.gif

Wyatt Earp
01-27-2005, 12:46 PM
Welll Johnny Ringo. You look as if someone just walked across your court. Come on.

Johnny Ringo
01-27-2005, 01:37 PM
Welll Johnny Ringo. You look as if someone just walked across your court. Come on.

laugh1.gif

Weeell Wyatt, I didn't think you had it in you either...I thought you were retired, You lookin for some trouble too?? I want your blood & soul and I want'em both right now!! You guys got the guts to play for blood??? I'd say you & the self proclaimed "All American" don't want any part of this!! [-X

Doc Holliday
01-27-2005, 01:47 PM
"I'll be your Huckleberry"

SAY WHEN!!!!!!!

Johnny Ringo
01-27-2005, 02:01 PM
"I'll be your Huckleberry"

SAY WHEN!!!!!!!

The troubles not with you Holliday, but bring it on anyway lunger!!! Anytime

Doc Holliday
01-27-2005, 02:15 PM
Such a lewd uncooth word.
But Wyatt is my friend.
Ringo
Are we cross, I don't think I dont think I could bear it if we were not friends. I play only gentlemenly games such as poker, of tiddly winks.
I know how about a spelling test?

Johnny Ringo
01-27-2005, 02:30 PM
Such a lewd uncooth word.
But Wyatt is my friend.
Ringo
Are we cross, I don't think I dont think I could bear it if we were not friends. I play only gentlemenly games such as poker, of tiddly winks.
I know how about a spelling test?

We may both lose at that Doc ol' friend #-o

Wyatt Earp
01-27-2005, 02:58 PM
How about a game of Farro gentlemen. I just acquired us a table at the Oriental. Oh I forgot Ringo you can't keep up with your losses on the pickleball court. How could you possibly play cards. How about a game of Old Maid between you and one of our pencil pushers. Curley Bill could possibly want some of the action. By the way has anyone seen Marshal Dillion and his little buddy Chester?

Johnny Ringo
01-27-2005, 03:31 PM
Cards?? Keep it up Junior & I'll blast you right up that wildcats :-# .. Make no mistake gentlemen, I will get my revenge

Posted Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:34 pm:

By the way ol' friend, I haven't seen either of those guys.

Doc Holliday
01-28-2005, 12:53 AM
I saw calamity Jane and Annie oakley on the front row tonight

Johnny Ringo
01-28-2005, 06:02 AM
I saw them too

Liberty Valance
01-28-2005, 06:57 AM
You gentlemen sure do a lot of talking, but I have not seen any action. As a matter of fact, it has been told that some of you gentlemen are not around to back up the sass!

Johnny Ringo
01-28-2005, 07:56 AM
You gentlemen sure do a lot of talking, but I have not seen any action. As a matter of fact, it has been told that some of you gentlemen are not around to back up the sass!

For a man that don't go heels you sure run your mouth kinda reckless don't you Liberty?? :lol:

Wyatt Earp
01-28-2005, 09:37 AM
If they were on the front row they had a free pass because they sure are o tight to buy a ticket.I saw calamity Jane and Annie oakley on the front row tonight

The Pikey
01-28-2005, 11:19 AM
It appears that the duo of AO and CJ have new friends in the likes of Johnny Ringo and Liberty Valance and Curly Bill. Maybe the group can come up with a formative team and bet a caravan to see who would win. I need a caravan for me ma. Hope for a snow day boy's and girl's and then show up. Proper!!!

Johnny Ringo
01-28-2005, 11:57 AM
Indeed sir!!! Let the games begin

Curley Bill
01-28-2005, 04:33 PM
So thats the way it's gonna be. Challenge accepted on the pickleball court.

Pikey, It is time to take off the kid gloves and allow you to experience some real humiliation. On the court. IT'S ON!!! :lol: :lol:

Posted Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:58 pm:

It appears that the duo of AO and CJ have new friends in the likes of Johnny Ringo and Liberty Valance and Curly Bill. Maybe the group can come up with a formative team and bet a caravan to see who would win. I need a caravan for me ma. Hope for a snow day boy's and girl's and then show up. Proper!!!

That duo does not appear to need any friends However, I must concede that you are correct indeed. Maybe a friendly wager could be placed on this ferocious pickleball rivalry. Maybe a case of athletic tape and prewrap or boatload of Icy Hot. Anything that will help the losers recover in time to play again before spring. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wyatt Earp
01-29-2005, 12:09 AM
Spring has sprung and the odds are definitely in our favor. You boy's will go limping home.

Johnny Ringo
01-29-2005, 12:22 AM
Weeell Wyatt, what are you doing up so late??? Speaking of limping home, how's that bad ankle coming along from the last showdown???

Wyatt Earp
01-29-2005, 12:53 AM
I see Ringo you must have stayed up later than the kids in order to participate in our games.

web-foot woe
01-29-2005, 01:31 AM
You boys from tombstone are slow (like your guns)and can not play. And who shot Liberty in the knee? He needs to be glue like his horse.

crazytaxidriver
01-29-2005, 02:35 AM
This suddenly got interesting. We were in Tombstone, then out of nowhere came Billy the Kid wistling a tune.

hippo's hope
01-29-2005, 12:31 PM
He might of seen there where no true gun slingers (pickleball players) on here. Curley Bill, Liberty and a Doc that has lost his touch.

Johnny Ringo
01-29-2005, 01:50 PM
Well William Bonney, I didn't know you were coming to town. Who's gonna show up here next Pat Garrett? John Wayne? the Cantons or the MacLaureys? It appears this town is booming gentlemen, you know what else this town could really use is a race track, just to show we're moving up!!!

Posted Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:51 pm:

Correction....I meant the Clantons

Doc Holliday
01-29-2005, 02:25 PM
You boys from tombstone are slow (like your guns)and can not play. And who shot Liberty in the knee? He needs to be glue like his horse.

Actually I think Liberty has a broke down old cougar.

web-foot woe
01-30-2005, 01:11 AM
I knew their was something broke, Johnny Ringo I think it has a race track at the top end of the town cause thats where I saw that borke down Liberty tring to run.

Wyatt Earp
01-30-2005, 01:14 AM
I'll be ready to play boys. I'm as solid as an OAK.

Liberty Valance
01-30-2005, 10:53 AM
Saying that Liberty Valance is a false remark indeed. I fight to the bitter end. I don not run when wonded, and will call-out anyone that says different.

Johnny Ringo
01-30-2005, 12:42 PM
I'd just like to get on the court & settle this issue, I'm getting pretty tired of all this talk...blah blah blah....that's all I hear. Lets do it....Come on!!!

Posted Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:52 pm:

Did you get mt message Doc??

Wyatt Earp
01-30-2005, 04:35 PM
I got the keys to the lock at the OK Corral. Lets meet down there today.

Johnny Ringo
01-30-2005, 06:09 PM
I got the keys to the lock at the OK Corral. Lets meet down there today.
Let's do it!!

JKWON33
02-04-2005, 01:48 PM
I remember playing that game during my gym classes back in the day. It was great, my team usually won but I never got the oppertunity to play it after the 8th grade. If there were any place around here to play I'd probably go, but until then I'm just remembering the good ole days.

Wyatt Earp
02-05-2005, 06:33 PM
We usually fight it out up at Boot Hill.

Johnny Ringo
02-07-2005, 01:18 PM
Maybe we could have a tournament in the near future and settle this feud

Wyatt Earp
02-07-2005, 10:44 PM
You have a problem Ringo with your partner being unable to draw with a pin in his thumb. How can a tournament be played and the rifleman out of action? He never saw a shot he didn't like. Annie Oakley and Calamity won't play either because of lame excuses.

Johnny Ringo
02-08-2005, 08:21 AM
Well from what I understand my partner will be able to play in the next couple of days, then we could have a tournament, if the rest of the you boys are healed up and able to play. We don't want to hear excuses for losing after we give you all a proper dose.

Johnny Ringo
02-09-2005, 01:17 PM
I met up with the Rifleman last night he gets the pin out today, now it's on. Sunday at boot hill sound about right?

The Pikey
02-09-2005, 10:29 PM
Sounds good to me. Doc said he would surely like to ref this match-up.

Wyatt Earp
02-09-2005, 10:46 PM
I don't recall you gettin invited to draw Pikey. You be better off staying at the campsite.

Johnny Ringo
02-10-2005, 07:48 AM
I don't recall you gettin invited to draw Pikey. You be better off staying at the campsite.
Pikey can come, Doc can come, bring'em all. I'm sure they wouldn't want to miss the last stand of Wyatt Earp and his immortals getting a dose proper. I have no problem with Doc reffing, Doc's a good man.When it's over we'll see who should have stayed at the campsite.

Wyatt Earp
02-10-2005, 07:57 AM
That's a brave post Ringo. You evidently are at work.

Johnny Ringo
02-10-2005, 08:08 AM
Unfortunately I am, I had to get Tyrone to drive me with all the snow outside and school being called off.

hippo's hope
02-10-2005, 10:18 AM
Tyrone a get away driver to work, you will be lucky to make it to Boot Hill

Johnny Ringo
02-10-2005, 10:33 AM
I'll drive myself to Boot Hill, Wyatt and his co-horts will probably need a ride home from there when me and the rifleman are done with them.

hippo's hope
02-10-2005, 10:35 AM
just put wyatt in a blue caravn

Curley Bill
02-10-2005, 01:05 PM
So thats the way it's gonna be. Challenge accepted on the pickleball court.

This was posted a long time ago has there been any action on the court. If not. Why not? Keep all interested parties posted.

Johnny Ringo
02-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Where in the wide world of sports have you been Curly Q??? I think around the time of that post is the last time we heard anything out of you.

Wyatt Earp
02-10-2005, 08:51 PM
I think I know what happened to Curly Bill today and it was a whitewash. Boot Hill is fillin up fast.

Johnny Ringo
02-10-2005, 09:45 PM
I think I know what happened to Curly Bill today and it was a whitewash. Boot Hill is fillin up fast.
I hear a rumor about that, sounded like a whitewash indeed. Maybe Curly Bill should have stayed at camp like you told him Wyatt. Maybe he's not the founder of the feast. But when I get there you'd better step aside.

Curley Bill
02-10-2005, 11:04 PM
I think I know what happened to Curly Bill today and it was a whitewash. Boot Hill is fillin up fast.

Curly Bill just had a bad day today. Just wanted to see how cold hearted the Pikey was. You might kick a man when he is down but dont mistake activity for achievement. Curly Bill will not go down again. Write it down. Its ON. Im taking the Kid gloves off. Right between the eyes. Every Shot. Get out the way. This could get ugly. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Wyatt Earp
02-11-2005, 05:58 AM
Yea You're quite the athlete Curley Bill. I think you and your partner had better stick to ping pong. Wait a minute, We can't say that now can we. What about pool? Wait a minute, Now we can't say that can we. What about a foot race? Wait a minute, We can't say that can we. What about tlkin trash the best? We can't say that either. What about another dose this weekend and as the Pikey says----PROPER.

SNAKEBYTE
02-11-2005, 08:18 AM
I knew you couldn't quit doing that Wyatt, it's just not in you not to talk smack, you're not that type. Looks as if you and my friend Curly Bill are cross. Don't worry Curly he can't win'em all, unlike his friend Pikey who dominates the ping pong table, Wyatt can be beaten, it's just a matter of time.

Johnny Ringo
02-11-2005, 11:16 AM
Ahhh, Wyatt don't mean nothin by it guys....we all know he loves to talk trash. By the way Wyatt where's your friend Doc been lately???....you 2 make me laugh.

Curley Bill
02-11-2005, 01:13 PM
Sunday. Saturday, Friday. Makes no difference just name the time and the day.

SNAKEBYTE
02-11-2005, 01:30 PM
Sunday. Saturday, Friday. Makes no difference just name the time and the day.No wonder you got whitewashed, you must be dyslexic. I think it goes like this Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Wyatt Earp
02-11-2005, 02:59 PM
My friend Doc is always in distance if needed to back me up against the likes of Curley Bill and Calamity.

Johnny Ringo
02-16-2005, 01:22 PM
Is Boot Hill open for business this weekend?

Curley Bill
02-16-2005, 04:12 PM
Boot Hill is always open, and CB is only a few min away.

Johnny Ringo
02-16-2005, 04:25 PM
Well CB... I thought Wyatt ran you out of town on a rail?

Curley Bill
02-16-2005, 04:42 PM
My friend Doc is always in distance if needed to back me up against the likes of Curley Bill and Calamity.

Are you sure about that.

Posted Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:45 pm:

Pikey I would be glad to take a dose tomorrow just give me a time.

Johnny Ringo
02-16-2005, 04:52 PM
Well if this showdown comes to be let me know and I'll see if I can make it too.

Doc Holliday
02-16-2005, 06:04 PM
I have feeling that showdown is coming

SNAKEBYTE
02-16-2005, 07:29 PM
Are you in Holliday?

Doc Holliday
02-16-2005, 08:43 PM
Im your huckleberry
but a slow moving one
Ringo I may need a partner
if the hanging judge is with wyatt
and C bill is with Liberty
looks as though I am in the game

Wyatt Earp
02-16-2005, 09:28 PM
Why Johnny Ringo. I believe you just looked as if someone walked across your grave. Tomorrow at 11 gentlemen. The Marshall is back in town.

Doc Holliday
02-16-2005, 09:41 PM
Bring the new paddles
i need all the help i can get

Johnny Ringo
02-16-2005, 10:04 PM
What's this??? Are you wanting to team up with me Doc??? If I'm able to make it I'll have the paddles you can be sure.

Curley Bill
02-16-2005, 10:05 PM
Bring the new paddles
i need all the help i can get
Well Doc looks like you found a partner.
See you at the showdown.
One hour before high noon.

Liberty Valance
02-16-2005, 10:05 PM
Hot off the 'Big Whiskey Press'......Impromptu fight at Boot Hill today....The Hanging Judge and Doc Holiday met their fate. Rumor has it that Libery Valance and Curly Bill....wasted the duo.

Doc Holliday
02-16-2005, 11:10 PM
who ran, no wait who limped off?
CS forfeit

The Pikey
02-17-2005, 08:20 AM
Payday for Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane. I checked the rules that I have in my picklejar and that was a CS forfeit yesterday.

Liberty Valance
02-17-2005, 08:54 AM
Perhaps you gentelmen need a little clarification on the CS forfiet. It is only in effect when the players run home of refuse to play because of injury....injury being an excuse not to play for fear of defeat. That id the rule of the "PADDLE".

Johnny Ringo
02-17-2005, 09:10 AM
Bad news for all you pimps, JR will be at the OK corral. I guess me and Doc will put our differences aside to form this unlikely duo. Now you guys really got trouble....we play for blood!!!

Posted Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:30 am:

Sorry Doc, I thought I was going to get to leave work but I'm not. Maybe we'll get another chance this weekend.

Doc Holliday
02-17-2005, 05:57 PM
Perhaps you gentelmen need a little clarification on the CS forfiet. It is only in effect when the players run home of refuse to play because of injury....injury being an excuse not to play for fear of defeat. That id the rule of the "PADDLE".

You didnt run home you limped!!!

Hurley
02-17-2005, 06:01 PM
when is the showdown?lol

Doc Holliday
02-17-2005, 06:44 PM
Just after we Ping

Curley Bill
02-17-2005, 07:00 PM
Doc have you ever found the other half of that newly formed pickeball smashing team. Its to bad Johnny Ringo caused you to take a CSF before you ever hit a ball. Maybe he can find the strength to show up at the show down tomorrow.

Johnny Ringo
02-17-2005, 09:02 PM
Depends on what time you play, if I'd known you would have still been there to play at 3 I'd have came on then. I didn't have time enough to get there by 11. It's easier for me to get away in the afternoon anyway if I'd just known.

Wyatt Earp
02-17-2005, 11:32 PM
Not only are you not allowed on the computer at night JOHNNY RINGO. You had to take a CS forfeit today for a no show. You must have been unarmed. Calamity and Annie took a royal dose AGAIN and appear limpin into the corral for another one. Talk about hashthrowin.

Johnny Ringo
02-17-2005, 11:46 PM
Ohhh, the Cerebral Assassin strikes again!!!I'm on the computer at night Wyatt!! I don't care about some CS forfeit either!! This is not Grannie Oakley or Calamity Lame your talking about....What time is the game tommorrow?

Wyatt Earp
02-17-2005, 11:51 PM
Three Amigos must be asleep. We may play early Ringo because of practice at 10 someone said. Let us know what your plans are or we could play Sunday.

Johnny Ringo
02-18-2005, 12:02 AM
What time is practice over? I see Doc's on.

Wyatt Earp
02-18-2005, 12:06 AM
12, but the MS has it afterwards. We may not get the chance to play unless we can get the side court. Doc is ready to play.

Johnny Ringo
02-18-2005, 12:14 AM
Have one of them call or post it so I'll have enough time to get there if you decide to play. I'm on here alot during the day so I'll keep checking. May just have to wait till Sunday.

Doc Holliday
02-18-2005, 12:30 AM
SAY WHEN!!!!!

They're getting nude! I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to... Wow! I say, nice ones, Janine! And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!

quote from Stewie

for the hanging judge

imported_imported_torQQue
02-18-2005, 12:56 AM
SAY WHEN!!!!!

They're getting nude! I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to... Wow! I say, nice ones, Janine! And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!

quote from Stewie

for the hanging judge

laugh1.gif laugh1.gif

Doc Holliday
02-18-2005, 08:23 AM
You like that quote QQ

Liberty Valance
02-18-2005, 08:44 AM
Curly Bill will have to defend the honor today. How did the meeting go yesterday?

Curley Bill
02-18-2005, 03:30 PM
Im 0-fer

We were just getting warmed up when Doc took a header in the bleachers.

But there day is coming.

Johnny Ringo
02-18-2005, 03:34 PM
I heard a rumor that something happened to Doc, a header into the bleachers huh, Ouch!! did it leave a mark?

jayblackcat2006
02-18-2005, 03:44 PM
Man I've never played this game, but I'd like to, I'm becoming obsessed with it just by reading this thread.

Johnny Ringo
02-18-2005, 04:15 PM
Sounds like JB wants a dose gentlemen.

Doc Holliday
02-18-2005, 05:07 PM
Unfortantly he is far to young. I am not sure his heart can take it.

Posted Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:11 pm:

Yes Ringo it left a mark I am on the mend, I hope to return to action this weekend, I might add I gave it my all and paid a price.
I am breaking the bond on some ....................... home remedy as I type with my non gun hand.

Wyatt Earp
02-18-2005, 07:07 PM
Doc I thought I would check and see if Big Nose kate was taking care of you. I must add that in all appreciated words You without a doubt took one for the team. I was sure that Curly Bill in his fixation of the time became quite worried about your misfortune. Did it occur to you Doc that Curly Bill has only won a single game in the entire time he has been playing. You must venture into the realm of possibilities to adopt a new partner. I only play and for sure my partner also, play for the exercise and relaxation however it seems that CB and his kickstand partner Liberty are in it for the trash talking aspect of it. I must say that I find this appaling as does my partner. Johnny Ringo is not allowed out to play so you are getting down to who shows up. Sad, Very sad.

Johnny Ringo
02-18-2005, 08:11 PM
Here we go again gettin on JR's case....I guess I'll definitely have to leave early from work next time to make a showing gentlemen so I can put an end to all this crap...Johnny Ringo can't do this, he can't do that yada yada yada. Since Doc is down and may not be able to make it I'll see if I can get in touch with the Rifleman for Sunday's match up. Hope you get to feeling better Doc, take about three fingers of JD, that should take care of the pain.

go panthers!!!
02-18-2005, 09:08 PM
haha u all r hilarious...
i never even heard of it before until i heard about it on here...lol

Wyatt Earp
02-19-2005, 12:49 AM
You would love playing pickleball. Especially against some of the gunslingers here. I must open all games to our Brothers and Sisters on BGR with a warm welcome.

SuperMario
02-19-2005, 04:52 AM
Ive never heard of pickleball....

Peter Griffin
02-19-2005, 06:51 AM
wat is pickleball?

Doc Holliday
02-19-2005, 09:24 AM
Doc I thought I would check and see if Big Nose kate was taking care of you. I must add that in all appreciated words You without a doubt took one for the team. I was sure that Curly Bill in his fixation of the time became quite worried about your misfortune. Did it occur to you Doc that Curly Bill has only won a single game in the entire time he has been playing. You must venture into the realm of possibilities to adopt a new partner. I only play and for sure my partner also, play for the exercise and relaxation however it seems that CB and his kickstand partner Liberty are in it for the trash talking aspect of it. I must say that I find this appaling as does my partner. Johnny Ringo is not allowed out to play so you are getting down to who shows up. Sad, Very sad.

Wel Wyatt you know what type woman BNKathy was and is she is providing services elsewhere to any who offer to buy her time, far to many I am sure. This meal ticket shall not be punched again.
I fear that I shall have to endure this pain with just a warm bottle of Jim Beam to cure my aches.
I am sure that I shall find a partner one day worthy of my effort.

Wyatt Earp
02-19-2005, 10:26 AM
You kill me Doc. Leave it to you to make me laugh.

Doc Holliday
02-19-2005, 10:37 AM
It was just too close to let lay.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds, she may have been the antichrist.

A trip to Wise took care my ills.

Wyatt Earp
02-19-2005, 10:53 AM
As I thought it would. I hope that the Golden Girls have enough courage to show up tomorrow.

Johnny Ringo
02-19-2005, 11:04 AM
Well Doc I'm gld to see that your on the mend, I shall be there tommorrow to show my loyalty to you for causing you to take a CS forfeit the other day. I'm feeling a tad under the weather myself but I cannot let that stop me. I was up at Boot Hill early this morning and saw a disturbing sight, Wyatt had left his gun laying out in the corrall. I am a worthy partner Doc, I always give 110% no matter what, let's show those guys tommorrow that they should never mess with the likes of Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo.

Curley Bill
02-19-2005, 07:06 PM
Wyatt, I think you are sadly mistaken about a couple things. The first thing you are bad wrong about the number of notches that Curley Bill has notched on his handle. You got the number one stuck in your head because you can't get that one bad beat out of your mind. The one that caused you to walk off kicking cans and talking to yourself. I will agree with one thing though, you do need the exercise and relaxation. No check that I will agree with you on a couple things. I dont blame you for sticking right by your partners side because he has been carrying you all along. Doc you gave it 110%. Hope you get to feeling better and hope to see you at the showdown. I heard that Liberty might be back for the showdown. Wyatt your day is comming soon.

Wyatt Earp
02-19-2005, 07:11 PM
Why Johnny Ringo!!!! I am afraid the gun of mine did not get you but instead the little Pistolero did you in on the new card table. I may have to split you and Doc up tomorrow as there could be a new cowboy in town.

Doc Holliday
02-19-2005, 08:14 PM
I do not care one way or the other, I shall do my best to be prepared no matter what the circumstances.

Curley Bill
02-20-2005, 12:14 PM
Where are all the Sunday Pickleballers?? Is someone afraid??? Thats what I thought. Just give me a time and I will give you a dose.

Peter Griffin
02-20-2005, 01:14 PM
what

Wyatt Earp
02-20-2005, 02:12 PM
Curly Bill you seem to forget so easily and for the willingness on your part and Atom Ant I am glad. Be there tonight at 6:45 and bring your best game ( not checkers ) and get another resounding dose. I will admit my partner is the better of my team but that is fine with me. That unfortunately makes you either the best on yours or Liberty. What a choice among us all.

Johnny Ringo
02-20-2005, 09:53 PM
You should have stuck around Doc, you missed some good games it was a battle indeed. Even though me and my partner lost, I think we had Wyatt and the Hanging Judge worried at first about the new paddles. But that just wasn't enough to overtake the Immortal Wyatt on this night. We will meet again when me and my partner are both fresh and able to give a more valiant effort, even though we played hard tonite, I myself have a touch of the flu to go along with the black eye I received in the first in the first 5 minutes of the first game which made it kind of hard to see but I didn't complain then so I won't complain now. I take full responsibility for the losses, I let the Rifleman down on this nite. The only good thing on this nite besides the one lone win, is the welp on Wyatt's shoulder.

Doc Holliday
02-20-2005, 09:58 PM
4 games to one

I left after the white wash they put on ya 15 to 4
I hope to play monday sometime.
Im sure calamity and Oakly will play.
As of now I am afreelancer looking for a partner
the cough drops are tough!!!!!!

Wyatt Earp
02-20-2005, 10:05 PM
It was truely a fine night at the Farro table Doc and I am positive you would have enjoyed seeing Ringo wounded to the head. He evidently did not see the shot that was upon him. I did take one to the shoulder and another that will not be necessary to talk about. The Rifleman looked a little like Micah tonight and the Hangin Judge was on his game. Too bad The SISTERS were not there to join in the games.

Johnny Ringo
02-20-2005, 10:05 PM
That fist game was a whitewash Doc, The swelling had finally gone down a little after the first game and I was able to see a little better but just not enough on this dreary nite. The competition proved to be just too much for us. What time is the game tommorrow? I may be able to play if it's in the afternoon. Wyatt also received a shot to the stomach which he probably don't want to talk about either.

Hurley
02-20-2005, 10:17 PM
I shall beat you all. Because i am the best at what i do . what i do is my best . What do i do though to be the best at. AAAGGHHHHH I am so confused at myself

The Pikey
02-20-2005, 10:21 PM
I would like to get the opportunity to play if I can get a ride in from camp. Are there any dags around when you play?

Hurley
02-20-2005, 11:01 PM
how do you play Pickleball

Johnny Ringo
02-20-2005, 11:16 PM
You play on a scaled down version of a tennis court 44'L X 20' W with a no-volley zone 7' back from the net on each side, the net is 36 inches high with oversized paddles and a wiffle ball. It's a high speed fast action game. It really is a lot of fun except when you try to return a slam with you eye like I did tonite, it stings a little, LOL.

Hurley
02-20-2005, 11:54 PM
huh

Curley Bill
02-20-2005, 11:57 PM
I can't belive you ladies tried to sneak in a few games on me and liberty. I guess that just proves you can hear the footsteeps. We are getting to close for comfort liberty. Sounds like the untouchables are afraid of being getting knocked out by the 4th. You can run but you can't hide. See you on campus tomorrow when you can't get away. Doc I wish you and Johnny would have just gave them a proper dose and have been done with it.

Hurley
02-20-2005, 11:58 PM
im soooo confused

Judge Roy Bean
02-21-2005, 12:26 AM
Just wanted to drop in Wyatt to congratulate you on our shootout tonight. We coralled Ringo and the Rifleman just like I thought we would. Wish Curley and Hop-Along would have been there for their spanking! Curley may need to pick up Doc, as he has shown heart and a never-die attitude. I think little Hop-Along has hopped off into the sunset!!!!

Punisher
02-21-2005, 01:45 AM
im soooo confused

It's a game that takes place in Bristlebuck, a little place that is south of Big Whiskey. There are some people there that are crooked and like to tell a few little white lies. So if you are ever in Bristlebuck, you might ought to pack a revolver.

Wyatt Earp
02-21-2005, 08:27 AM
im soooo confused

It's a game that takes place in Bristlebuck, a little place that is south of Big Whiskey. There are some people there that are crooked and like to tell a few little white lies. So if you are ever in Bristlebuck, you might ought to pack a revolver. That is so true. It is played in Bristlebuck which is Southeast of Big Whiskey and the best thing to do is step aside cause the pistol whippin gets alot worse as the time goes on. The Hangin Judge has little patience.

SNAKEBYTE
02-21-2005, 08:37 AM
I saw Johnny Ringo this morning gentlemen, he looks likes he has had one of those so called pistol whippins. His left eye looks pretty bad, all blue and purple with a little puffiness. He certainly looks like someone got the best of him with that shiner he's wearing around, LOL.

Liberty Valance
02-21-2005, 09:09 AM
Looks as if the "coughdrop" huo is getting a liitle high and mighty. They know each other's every move and take advantage of their compitition. Seems as if they get every break and then some. Granted, they are good, but not unbeatable. Their DOSE is coming! Proper.

Johnny Ringo
02-21-2005, 11:07 AM
I am sporting quite a shiner today Snakebyte thanks to Wyatt. I agree LV, they do know each others every move it seems. But they are beatable, me and the Rifleman were mounting a comeback in the best of seven series last night when we blew a big lead and which lead to their win. Their day is coming indeed, I am positive the next time they meet up with us it will be a different outcome and there will be new champions. It's not revenge we're after now, it's a reckoning!
We're coming back and we're bringing **** with us, you can count on it!!!

Doc Holliday
02-21-2005, 03:39 PM
Well Ringo myself and CB defeated them at Billiards today.
while Liberty looked on.
Wyatt is my friend but does not like to lose.
He also enjoys aggrivating Liberty.

Liberty Valance
02-21-2005, 04:16 PM
Hot off the press....a CSF today at Boot Hill.....seemed that Wyatt had to go home on the range. Must have had a honey do list to take care of. He decided to take on a couple at billards and took a proper dose.

Judge Roy Bean
02-21-2005, 04:18 PM
Looks as if the "coughdrop" huo is getting a liitle high and mighty. They know each other's every move and take advantage of their compitition. Seems as if they get every break and then some. Granted, they are good, but not unbeatable. Their DOSE is coming! Proper.


Liberty, me and Wyatt get our success from finding the weakness of our opponents and exploiting such. For instance, after reading the above, how about you and me going one on one in a SPELLING BEE? Appears the only thing weaker than your backhand is your spelling!!! By the way, Doc and I, in the absence of my good buddy Wyatt, picked up another win today via the forfeit when you tucked your tail and ran!

Johnny Ringo
02-21-2005, 06:48 PM
I'm not up on the rules that call for a CSF, but me and Doc received one the other day when I couldn't make it, so it seems to be fair to all parties involved that the team of CB and LV should receive a CSF for a no show at last nights activities? It was posted on this very site for all to see and we all know they more than likely read it, that there would be a confrontation at 6:45 at Boot Hill. Since we do have a judge in the crowd I think he should be the one to make the call......so what about it JRB, should they be given another CSF for Sunday?

Judge Roy Bean
02-21-2005, 07:22 PM
I'm not up on the rules that call for a CSF, but me and Doc received one the other day when I couldn't make it, so it seems to be fair to all parties involved that the team of CB and LV should receive a CSF for a no show at last nights activities? It was posted on this very site for all to see and we all know they more than likely read it, that there would be a confrontation at 6:45 at Boot Hill. Since we do have a judge in the crowd I think he should be the one to make the call......so what about it JRB, should they be given another CSF for Sunday?


This is an absolute CSF. You would never see the likes of Wyatt, Johnny, Doc or the Judge tuck their tails and run when called out. CSF all the way!!! (Remember boys, I hang'em first and try'em later!)

Wyatt Earp
02-21-2005, 08:27 PM
I must say that I do apologize for having to leave and attend things that were well, things that needed attending. It does not seem like Liberty to run off as I was thinking maybe hobbling off seems more appropriate. Doc congrats on the victory at pool today and thanks for siding with the the Buffalo Bills likeness in runner-up games who goes by Curley Bill. I knew it would be you that made the winning shot. Good point Judge on the spelling as the Dr. Fan-man reads these sometimes.

Doc Holliday
02-21-2005, 10:59 PM
Youre the one Wyatt!

15thRegionSlamaBamma
02-21-2005, 11:21 PM
i wanna learn how to play this

Johnny Ringo
02-22-2005, 07:32 AM
I didn't even know Wyatt played billiards Doc, now that I do I will certainly extend a challenge for a friendly game. We both know where there's a pool table Wyatt and I'm sure the owner wouldn't mind if we used it one evening if you'd like a dose.

Peter Griffin
02-22-2005, 01:27 PM
what kinda game is this

Doc Holliday
02-22-2005, 02:16 PM
To be honsest an explanation can be found on the first pages of this thread.
But to live it is to know it.
And we this "band of brothers' we live it, we love it.

Liberty Valance
02-22-2005, 07:48 PM
Sorry about the spelling, but I didn't know this had to be all proper. All I know is this: There was an opportunity to have another showdown on the mountain, and the "cough drop duo" wanted switch in mid-stream and it backfired. Then on the return to the mountain, Wyatt had to go homne on the range.

Johnny Ringo
02-22-2005, 07:57 PM
He's still having trouble with it JRB..LOL...Wyatt had to go homne??? HA HA HA... BTW I just talked to the Rifleman about an hour ago he said he's ready to play this weekend just let us know the time...we already know the place. Any of you pimps got the guts to show?? I told you we'd be back!!!!

Wyatt Earp
02-22-2005, 09:35 PM
Why Johnny Ringo!!!!!!You and The Rifleman are like that Bear, You ain't in this for the hunt are you? Doc has completed his therapy and once again is ready to play. I must admit that the "Sisters" spell out a good game but neither can back it up. Well on second count they can't even spell out a good game. Hang em Judge, Hang em High.

Doc Holliday
02-23-2005, 12:43 AM
Hang them I am Hung! lol

It has become apparent that I am like bondo i feel the cracks.

I am in search of a partner. One I can count on. for that matter I am in search of a lot of things.

Wyatt Earp
02-23-2005, 06:27 PM
I was trying to be as solid as an Oak but find it troubling that not one Sister wanted to play tomorrow. Doc why don't you check on Ringo and the Rifleman and we may venture into some pretty good competition. By the time Curley Bill admits to reading this post it will be in March. Liberty is not allowed to respond evidently unless he gets clearance.

Johnny Ringo
02-23-2005, 08:54 PM
It depends on what time you want to play, I've got practice at 7:00 tomorrow

Wyatt Earp
02-23-2005, 09:49 PM
There is a girls game tomorrow night so may not get to play.

Liberty Valance
02-23-2005, 10:35 PM
It has been told that people on this thread has enough YANK to get the seat moved. High Noon....on the mountain.

Johnny Ringo
02-23-2005, 10:47 PM
I can't be there if it's at noon sorry guys, guess I'll just have to wait till the weekend.

Doc Holliday
02-23-2005, 10:59 PM
Well Im to the point where I will play with anyone as a partner.
I guess I will have to recruit someone.

Liberty Valance
02-23-2005, 11:24 PM
Johnny Ringo----it is better not to show your face, than to show....and then slip off the mountain before the showdown. Nothing worse than a CSF. Anyone seen a rifelman around these parts?

Doc Holliday
02-23-2005, 11:43 PM
Nice to see you up this late.

Amun-Ra
02-24-2005, 03:56 AM
i think i might have to stop by the hill and check out the next game...
and Doc, if u need a partner i may be able ot help u out.

Liberty Valance
02-24-2005, 08:43 AM
No school.....sleep in.

Peter Griffin
02-24-2005, 11:57 AM
how do u play this game

Johnny Ringo
02-24-2005, 12:05 PM
To be honsest an explanation can be found on the first pages of this thread.
But to live it is to know it.
And we this "band of brothers' we live it, we love it.

Doc Holliday
02-24-2005, 09:25 PM
Nice quote ringo I love an original thought.

And up date as of today the coughdrops dominated all competition,
I was paired with Devitto we lost to Curly Bill and Limpy valance.
We palyed the dynamic one 3 time and played hard but were dismantled.

Vincent I would not mind having you as a partner.

Johnny Ringo
02-24-2005, 10:15 PM
Thanks Doc I knew you'd like that. I think the reign of the coughdrops is coming to an end this weekend!!

Doc Holliday
02-24-2005, 10:28 PM
I am not sure, but I know Liberty would love to see them go down like a 3 buck ***** but we will have to wait and see.

Wyatt Earp
02-24-2005, 10:59 PM
Liberty acts more like Strother Martin every day. I sure was pleased with the lack of competition from the Sisters. Good game Doc you will take a little time getting back in to the flow after last week. I must say you and Danny scored more than Curley and Liberty( STROTHER ) and was very civil in their manner of play. I saw Johnny Ringo a while ago and the BLACKEYE from Sunday looked pretty uh BLACK. I , along with Judge Roy regret this had to take place and now that Ringo thinks we will catch it this weekend is a little upsetting. I would hate to think that if I was going to a ballgame I would have to wear the shades to hide the fact of lack of instinctive movement to swoosh away a pickleball coming at me. The Rifleman is next on our list if he doesn't have a meeting all weekend. Curley Bill won't play for the excuse of going to waller around the house all day babysitting the boys. Strother wont be allowed out for fear the Fan-Man would sense he was not doing his work and trying to relax. I guess Doc you are the one we can count on to play. I've always known I can count on you Doc. Thanks for being there.

Johnny Ringo
02-24-2005, 11:18 PM
If the Rifleman can't make it, Doc and I will team up I'm sure. BTW there's no lack of instinctive movement that was a hard hit, I'm just glad I moved enough to make it a glancing blow and not get the full brunt of it. I admit it looks bad, but it could have been worse.

Wyatt Earp
02-24-2005, 11:23 PM
We could get the Judge to cut a patch out of one of the SISTERS aprons and put over the eye Ringo. You don't appear to have much of a backhand so I wouldn't think it will be bothersome to you.

Doc Holliday
02-25-2005, 12:01 AM
Boys the Doc will be around, that is for sure. If I not well you know busy I do have a meeting Sunday have to travel down to learn about something I used to be pretty good at. But at least I will be having lunch with well someone much more attractive than the rest of the Immortals

Liberty Valance
02-25-2005, 10:01 AM
Wyatt does know that Rome fell and it wasn't pretty. Teams have to learn each others moves and cover their backs, that is what the cough drop duo has on everyone right now. I believe Libery and Curley came close to a V yesterday.

Johnny Ringo
02-25-2005, 11:08 AM
You're right about that Liberty, teams have to learn each others moves. Me and the Rifleman teamed up last year to take on the coughdrop duo it took us about 7-8 games playing together to get to know each others moves then we won 4 or 5 games in a row and didn't get to play any more. So I would say after getting back together last Sunday we're back on track, we lost the first 3 then won the 4th, then foolishly blew an 11-5 lead in the last game, so we're ready for a rematch.

Wyatt Earp
02-25-2005, 11:44 PM
Your day of reckoning is close at hand Ringo. Liberty you have had all year to learn the moves of Curley Bill and if you would step out of his shadow you might do that. AHHHH I doubt it.

Doc Holliday
02-26-2005, 09:23 AM
Some of the excuses on here are lamer than FDR's legs.

Play ball!

Curley Bill
02-26-2005, 11:26 AM
FDR's legs, thats a roughin Doc. If you Men or Wyatt come up with a showdown time let me know this week. Don't try to sneak another one in.

Johnny Ringo
02-26-2005, 11:59 AM
From what I know the showdown is Sunday 5:00 at Boot Hill. Be there!!!

Curley Bill
02-26-2005, 02:57 PM
I will make sure to make it this weekend. Somebody let me know it there is a change in plans.

Johnny Ringo
02-26-2005, 03:13 PM
I heard a rumor that Torqque wants a dose, can you verify this Doc?

Wyatt Earp
02-26-2005, 10:22 PM
Proper Dose for sure!

Doc Holliday
02-26-2005, 10:32 PM
The man Torqque said he would try to make it, so we will have to see.
i on the otherhand will not be there unless something major happens.
How ever I expect to see and hear updates!!!!
Im sure that there shall be carnage, agression, and even a swear or two.

Liberty Valance
02-26-2005, 10:36 PM
Hey Wyatt....what ever happened to you little devil? :twisted:

Doc Holliday
02-26-2005, 10:42 PM
Isnt it a little late for you to be up Liberty, i am sure Wyatt and the hanging Judge will want you and Curly Bill to be well rested when they defend the PBC!!
Of course I thing that this may be the week the rifleman knocks several people off their hign horse or shetland pony.

Johnny Ringo
02-26-2005, 10:52 PM
You can count on it guys me and the Rifleman will be bringing our "A Game" to Boot Hill tommorrow and taking out anyone who gets in our way!!! This one is for all the jokes and ridicule I've been through for the injury I recieved last week. We will leave no doubt, you WILL remember on this night that you played against Ringo and the Rifleman and took the "Ultimate Dose"!!!

Cali
02-27-2005, 03:25 AM
Well I don't know what this is about and I'm not reading 8 pages on it...sooooo I just wanted to post on it because...well just because. :lol:

Wyatt Earp
02-27-2005, 07:27 AM
You make me laugh Doc. Not one person said anything about the blackeye you have Ringo---There was a bunch that did . Wear your Abdul Jabbar Muhammadddddd Bruce Lee goggles today for security. The Judge doesn't take kindly to idle threats from the likes of Curley, Liberty, Chuck Connors and All the Johnny Ringo fan club members. I must say the biggest disappointment is if Doc does not make it because there are few that can catch the words of bullets being dished out and appreciate them. Cali this is played with a whiffle ball and wooden paddles and played alot like tennis. We even have one of the Curley Bill duo that serves and hits like Chris everett. Very nice two handed backhand. Shetland pony---You kill me Doc.

Liberty Valance
02-27-2005, 10:00 AM
Doc, you are too big to ride a Shetland pony....I would be ashamed. Doc, I need my sleep. Long trek up to boot hill and then have to deal with the craziness of Wyatt, YOU, and the Hanging Judge......Makes for a LONG day.

Curley Bill
02-27-2005, 12:01 PM
LOL. I must destroy you.

Doc Holliday
02-27-2005, 07:34 PM
Still napping Liberty?
Ringo and the Muffin man get smoked.
while you tried to get a beauty sleep
CSF is what i am saying
You may be the terror of tinytown or shinbone but not at boothill

Wyatt Earp
02-27-2005, 08:22 PM
The Judge is on an absolute mission. He is unstopable. Playing with a broken paddle and still dominating Ringo and Curley Bill the muffin man. Five wipeouts and one time run of 29 straight points. This appears to be on the verge of a great week. Liberty not allowed out on the weekends to play was not much of a surprise either. Sleepin Beauty!! Rifleman fighting Elk all day at Stonecrest, a bit unusual for him to CSF. Look on e-bay Doc and see if any graphite paddles are for sale, I would say they are a lot cheaper than Johnny Ringo bought them for.

Judge Roy Bean
02-27-2005, 10:25 PM
Congratulations Wyatt on another great day! Ringeye, uh, excuse me, Ringo and CB were just no match again today for the likes of Wyatt and the Judge! I must say I too am a little surprised at the the likes of a no-show from the Rifleman. Pretty much like we figured for Liberty to stay out of Dodge! Still alot of fight in Doc-wish he could have made it today. Again, great job today!!!!!

Johnny Ringo
02-27-2005, 10:53 PM
Congrats to Wyatt and the Judge they most defintely brought their
"A" game tonight while me and Curly Bill brought in, uh should I say, "NO game". I tried to burn the graphite paddles, I even soaked 'em in kerosene and they still wouldn't burn, so I think I'll just crap on one and cover it up with the other, how's that!!! I think I'll search the internet and see if anyone has game for sale or maybe some kryptonite to weaken those 2.

Doc Holliday
02-28-2005, 01:05 AM
I just finished my paper work about 30 min ago so as to be ready for the visiter on tues.
I wish I could have been there but some people can't sleep, chase a little ball, I had to do my duty.
But I will be back, hesk I really never left.
This meal ticket is looking for a Hungarian Princess.

Wyatt Earp
02-28-2005, 07:27 PM
Careful Doc She might very well be the Antichrist. Great game today and I will admit you took it to Curly Bill and his pardon-er. Hey wait thats me, I mean Charley from Wagon train. Curly muffed a few shots but that is to be expected. He looked like Babe Ruth doing the Pete Rose slide a few times. Snow day tomorrow and looks like we have it all over again. Sure wish Liberty was allowed to come out and play. AHHHHH forget it.

Doc Holliday
02-28-2005, 08:30 PM
POOP

Doc Holliday
02-28-2005, 08:32 PM
You know it must be difficult being the terror of tinytown.

Wyatt Earp
02-28-2005, 09:22 PM
The Mayor of it. I believe today was Johnny Ringos birthday and he got a new pair of shades to cover his eye.

Doc Holliday
02-28-2005, 09:34 PM
Well Johnny Ring O
Happy bday
shall i play a nocturne by Frederic f***ing Chopin

Johnny Ringo
02-28-2005, 09:41 PM
Thanks Doc, I prefer Steven Stinkin Foster though. That's a good one Wyatt, you make me laugh.

bevinsville_bomber
02-28-2005, 11:40 PM
How did the newcomer Taiwan Don look today in the showdown? Was he quick on the draw or did his face hit the dirt?

Doc Holliday
02-28-2005, 11:53 PM
He looked somewhat rattled.
But so did I

bevinsville_bomber
03-01-2005, 12:02 AM
Looks like it's hard to hang with Wyatt and the gang. Better go with a new revolver Doc.

Wyatt Earp
03-01-2005, 06:45 AM
T.D. represented his sport with the savageness that we expected out of him. He is very good and direct on keeping the score of the games within a point or two. This was a big help for Curly Bill as he lay face down most of the game and could not see what points were scored. Looks as if the games will be on again today once the snowplows clean Boot Hill. Doc played great yesterday BB and a series of unfortunate events caused him to go back to his hotel. He has a bad cough and stayed up 36 hours straight. Curly Bill was howling at the moon when we left last night and it wasn't even out. Maybe Liberty can get out of the kitchen and show today. Judge Roy taking no prisoners today and THATS A FACT. :twisted:

Johnny Ringo
03-01-2005, 08:19 AM
What time does the action start today guys?

Doc Holliday
03-01-2005, 09:09 AM
the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette... eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey.

Curley Bill
03-01-2005, 10:23 PM
News Flash--The Unbeatable Wyatt and Hanging Judge have lost again. TD and CB teamed up and took down the famous coughdrop duo. The Great Upset happened a couple days ago and we have yet to receive any information from the usual "calls them like u see's them" crowd on hand. SAD, SAD, SAD. Where's the love for the "upstart" TD and old beloved "take it like a man" CB

Wyatt Earp
03-01-2005, 10:34 PM
Why Curley Bill you have stooped to your lowest level. (Except of course when you dive after a passing shot) The loss was one of relief as Doc pulled a TROY heel and had to leave. I don't want to sound like we walk on water but you and Taiwan Don went about the next game and were thumped 15-2 and lucky we gave you the 2. Your record after getting wore out in singles and doubles is much like that of your friend Liberty because combined you haven't won 3 games this year. We are coming at you again tomorrow so don't hesitate and say you and Liberty have a meeting somewhere.

Johnny Ringo
03-03-2005, 02:40 PM
Well what's the latest report from the Pickleball stadium? Any big wins or losses lately?

Wyatt Earp
03-03-2005, 10:34 PM
Why Johnny Ringo!!!! You play in a couple of series and fall to the wayside as if you are waiting for a man that comes riding a pale horse and brings **** with him. Your day is soon approaching and looks as if you and The Rifleman will be under pressure to show. The Judge and me wrote a book on the technique of winning PickleBall and and autographed copies for Curley Bill and Liberty. Doc witnessed the signings and bet that CB and LV would come up with a book of their own, which they did (The Proper Etiqutte of PickleBall) No one bought a copy.

BGRBABE
03-03-2005, 10:34 PM
Reductionism. Are you in a lot of trouble?

Wyatt Earp
03-03-2005, 10:35 PM
More trouble than you would know.

BGRBABE
03-03-2005, 10:35 PM
You want more?

Wyatt Earp
03-03-2005, 10:36 PM
No thanks. No more trouble for me.

imported_imported_torQQue
03-03-2005, 11:26 PM
No thanks. No more trouble for me.

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BGRBABE
03-03-2005, 11:26 PM
Are you serious? You want more?

Doc Holliday
03-03-2005, 11:32 PM
please no more pickleball post from you BGRBABE

BGRBABE
03-03-2005, 11:32 PM
Wow you are very polite. Are you serious? You want more?

Johnny Ringo
03-05-2005, 01:31 AM
Well..... I must be deranged but I think this is surely the weekend that Wyatt and the Judge meet thier demise. You're no daisies guys, you're no daisies at all. The time is drawing near.

Wyatt Earp
03-06-2005, 08:01 AM
Man I an glad I am not married to the BGRBABE. Why Johny Ringo you must taste blood and see better than you have in the last couple of weeks. You best call upon the Sisters for help today along with The Rifleman. We have a few things to tend to today and it's a good thing ot doesn't conflict with our pickleball or Doc would be standing alone. The Judge is eager for the hangins today. Are you allowed out today?

Wyatt Earp
03-06-2005, 06:37 PM
The refs just took a game from me and the Judge in overtime. It was surely an upset as we beat them earlier in the year. I had a bad ankle and knee and a touch of the flu. I will not make excuses though.

Doc Holliday
03-06-2005, 07:03 PM
Yes myself and taiwon don lost to the sisters but it was due to the elephantitus of my testilces or the lack of theirs. We battle against Ringo and the Bionic Rifleman only to be harrassed by the LImp one.

Doc Holliday
03-06-2005, 08:32 PM
News flash Curly Bill and Liberty Valance gunned down in the streets of Laredo by none other than Doc Holliday and Taiwon Don, in a blistering battle.
so impressive that the Bionic rifleman seemed impressed enough to make a comment.

Wyatt Earp
03-06-2005, 09:56 PM
Johnny Ringo was so close to drawing blood from Wyatt and Judge Roy but He and the rifleman could not prevail in the best of 7 and went home again with the same old story. Better luck next fight at the OK . Great game Doc as that was the best one of the evening.

Johnny Ringo
03-06-2005, 10:20 PM
It was a busy night in Tombstone as all the cowboys showed up at the corral, The Rifleman and myself dominated early as we gunned'em down 2 by 2 including 3 in a row from the immortal Wyatt and the Hanging Judge. But after jamming my back on a diving shot (you were there for that one Doc) I just couldn't move as well to hang with them and more or less left the Rifleman handicapped as we dropped four close ones in a row. We will be back!!!

Doc Holliday
03-06-2005, 10:23 PM
COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow ack against the wall then Bam a shot was heard
The Judge and the Marshall ride tall once again.
Truly a bad night for the outlaws.

But it was the biggest night in pickleball history!!!
4 teams wow

Wyatt Earp
03-07-2005, 05:16 AM
This town has become civilized. We need a racetrack. The only jammed back youi got Ringo was the quick exit from the corral to get home to a mad wife for staying out so late.

Johnny Ringo
03-07-2005, 08:13 AM
It was a quick exit Wyatt, but my little girl was there. Just trying to get back before she left, that's what called for the quick exit.

Liberty Valance
03-07-2005, 07:21 PM
Wyatt and The hanging judge had a though time with the rifleman's FAST draw. :shock: Heard that they took the last four, but we still have not heard from a reliable source that this was true. :twisted:

Doc Holliday
03-08-2005, 12:22 AM
oh It happened Liberty.
Just ask Ringo

Wyatt Earp
03-08-2005, 07:53 AM
Yoy put your little devil on there Liberty and you just might get it shot off along with your pickleballs. :shock:

Liberty Valance
03-08-2005, 08:27 AM
No pun intended. I just like the facts. Sometimes slingers don't always tell everything. It's not always proper to shoot a man in the back, however the Rifleman had severl chances, as you were turning like a top. Be the proper gentleman and take it like Johnny Ringo did, face first. However, like the Rifleman said, it is hard to tell from which direction the shot is coming with your eyes shut. I reckon so :!: :twisted: Keep out of this Doc.

Doc Holliday
03-08-2005, 09:47 AM
LOL
keep out of it?
You were never in it.

you and your sister are now looking up from 4 feet under.

Wyatt Earp
03-08-2005, 10:57 AM
Thanks Doc for always bein there. How do you know what went on Liberty when you had to go home and fix supper for the mrs. Valance. You should have gone with Curley Bill to Lexington and had a free day from work. Uh OH. He didn't have a free day after all. He had to work, Make today up and then some. Once again Liberty you and CB are at the end of the dungy wagon. :twisted:

Johnny Ringo
03-08-2005, 11:17 AM
Good one Doc, you make me laugh. What has happened to our friend Curly Bill? He hasn't had a reply in forever! I must say Doc that me and the Bionic Rifleman were impressed indeed by the play of you and Taiwan Don, especially with the sisters crossing the "sissy line" (I think I heard someone call it) continuously throughout the game trying to get the advantage on you guys. The sisters should let that be a lesson to them and walk it off!!! Or should I say limp it off?

Wyatt Earp
03-08-2005, 11:29 AM
Curley Bill is on a secret (victoria) assignment. He should be back by tonight. I would love to play but the Judge has called for me and Doc to help him out down in a valley. Liberty will be there also but won't be of much help when he becomes errand boy for the better half.