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15thRegionCrazy
09-28-2005, 11:32 AM
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Tomcat68
09-28-2005, 03:40 PM
Wow that sounds like my computer!

football05
09-28-2005, 04:06 PM
If I could mount a gun rack on my CPU I would lol.........And i really thought about putting camoflauge tape on my keyboard.......but I didnt

DTfan
09-28-2005, 09:47 PM
Lol...that's great!

BallaBaby
09-28-2005, 10:41 PM
I like it I do..lol

The Cheem
09-29-2005, 06:02 PM
Hmmmm..... I'm almost a perfect redneck....

thetribe
09-29-2005, 06:31 PM
What if it's a Smirnoff in my CD-ROM drive and not a Coors, does that count?

15thRegionCrazy
09-29-2005, 06:52 PM
sure lol.. since you're a girl you could have a "***** beer":baby:

thetribe
09-29-2005, 07:11 PM
Lol. I have to make do with my resources lol

CatDawg
09-29-2005, 08:06 PM
lmao

FOX SPORTS
09-30-2005, 06:22 AM
Funny stuff!!

Johnny Ringo
09-30-2005, 09:15 AM
:lol:

FATMAN
09-30-2005, 11:27 AM
thats funny