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MR.INCREDIBLE
10-01-2005, 06:56 PM
1. What does the average University of Alabama player get on his SAT's.....
A.Drool

2. What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in a lockerroom...
A. A full set of teeth

3.How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dormroom.....
A. Grease her hips and push

4.How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch...
A. Pay him for the pizza

5. How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend...
A. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck

6.Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum...
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road

7.What are the longest 3 years of an Auburn football players life....
A. his freshman year

8.How many Florida freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb....
A. None, that is a sophomore course

9.Where was O.J. Simpson headed in the white bronco.....
A. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, because he knew authorities would never look at LSU for a Heisman winner

10.Why did Tennessee choose orange as thier team color.....
A. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday, and pickup trash beside the road the rest of the week.


thought it was pretty funny and share it with you guys.
thetribe
10-01-2005, 07:04 PM
Those are hilarious Mr. I.
I loved them.
imported_torQQue
10-01-2005, 07:45 PM
:lol: Those are great MRI
FATMAN
10-01-2005, 11:45 PM
lol
football05
10-02-2005, 12:45 AM
HAHA thats a good one MRI.....

What does the U.K. Football team have in common with Billy Graham?

Each one can fill a stadium with 50,000 people who stand and yell, "Oh, My God!"
football05
10-02-2005, 12:47 AM
A Tennessee Football Coach, a Louisville Football Coach, and a UK Football Coach were all given a Football and told to find the volume of the ball and design offensive plays.

The Tennessee Coach carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral, then designed 20 offensive plays.

The Louisville Coach filled a beaker with water, put the ball in and measured the total displacement, then designed 40 formations with variations.

The UK Coach looked at the Football and said, "What's this?".

:shh: :)
15thRegionCrazy
10-02-2005, 01:08 AM
Lol
Beef
10-02-2005, 03:04 AM
6.Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum...
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road



:mad: :redboxer:


10.Why did Tennessee choose orange as thier team color.....
A. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday, and pickup trash beside the road the rest of the week.

:lol: :lol:
Tomcat68
10-02-2005, 11:58 AM
That's too funny. I'll have to share that with some of my friends.
thetribe
10-02-2005, 01:03 PM
Come on Beef, even you know that the Kentucky one is true. I am a Wildcat faithful but I accept the fact that is it true.
go panthers!!!
10-02-2005, 03:55 PM
lol
football05
10-02-2005, 05:05 PM
Beef I am also a diehard UK fan along with millions of other people but we all know UK is about basketball....I love watching UK football but we just cant get anything together.....UK has to have the BEST overall fans in the country b/c the fans sure support UK no matter whats going on with them....
alfus21
10-02-2005, 05:13 PM
I saw these a couple weeks ago on collegehumor.com...Pretty funny
stud_ky_02
10-03-2005, 10:58 AM
LMAO I loved the UK one
DTfan
10-03-2005, 11:40 AM
Those are great.
BallaBaby
10-03-2005, 11:52 AM
I loved those, I've heard some of them. LOL
DTfan
10-03-2005, 12:07 PM
I have too Balla...