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Jesus Shuttlesworth
12-23-2005, 08:25 PM
You might be a redneck if you mow the lawn and find your car.
imported_torQQue
12-23-2005, 08:28 PM
If your computer monitor is up on blocks. :)
Jesus Shuttlesworth
12-23-2005, 09:03 PM
If your school paper is on lay-away.
Batpuff
12-23-2005, 09:09 PM
QQ dont talk about my Comp. like that. lol
thetribe
12-23-2005, 10:44 PM
If your dog and wallet are on the same chain.
The Cheem
12-23-2005, 10:47 PM
if your porch collapes and kill 19 blood hounds...
Jesus Shuttlesworth
12-23-2005, 10:58 PM
if you go to your family reunioin looking for a date.
theswag
12-24-2005, 10:50 PM
If youve ever used christmas lights as an extension cord...
ElastiGirl
12-25-2005, 10:00 AM
if someone yells ho down and your girlfriend hits the floor
Eagle Football
12-26-2005, 03:50 PM
your dog ****s and you claim it!
justinitra
12-26-2005, 06:11 PM
if a beaver has ever bitten off your nipple u might be a redneck