[crazytaxidriver]

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

[SuperMario]

haha wow, that kid is unique.

[Peter Griffin]

that is funny

[blackcatfanatic]

LMFAO

[Hurley]

Kid has a weird way of thinking

[Beef]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!


That was a good one CTD!!! Kinda sounds like you....wait...you're a "one woman" guy...I forgot :roll:

[crazytaxidriver]

Cut me some slack beef.. Gah.. You're killing me lol.

But you just wait.. One day we'll find something out on you lol.

[Beef]

I sure hope not.....I like my secrets to stay that way.....

[BasketBallonlyfan]

is it ok for others to tell jokes in here?

[crazytaxidriver]

If ya got a joke then tell it lol

[BasketBallonlyfan]

a man runs in the back door, says to his wife, "honey get me a beer before it starts" she grabs him a beer while he is taking his shoes off... he drinks it, lays back on the couch and says, "honey get me a beer before it starts". He drinks it down, flipping threw the channels on the tv, he says, "honey get me a beer before it starts"

she tells him that she has worked hard all day long, she washed clothes, dishes, vacuumed...

then the man said, "nevermind, it started...."

[BelfryPride]

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[Beef]

that was good bbonlyfan....keep em coming!!