[BelfryPride]

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[sherman14]

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[outdoorsman43]

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This is the best joke I have seen. :biggrin:

[jetpilot]

This is the best joke I have seen. :biggrin:

And the cruelest joke of all.:yikes:

:biggrin:

[lil dog]

This is the best joke I have seen. :biggrin:

:thatsfunn ...............................:Thumbs:

[sherman14]

:thatsfunn ...............................:Thumbs:

Thought it might get a good laugh.

[lawrencefan]

What do God and Obama have in common? Neither have a birth certificate!

[jetpilot]

What's the difference between God and Obama?

1.) God only asks for 10% of your money.
2.) God only requires you to worship him one day a week.
3.) God's plan to save us is written down so we can go read it.

[DevilsWin]

What do God and Obama have in common? Neither have a birth certificate!

Stupid and incorrect. Heard that one on Rush didn't ya?

[DevilsWin]

Whats the difference between a good joke and a bad one?

Bad one:

What's the difference between God and Obama?

1.) God only asks for 10% of your money.
2.) God only requires you to worship him one day a week.
3.) God's plan to save us is written down so we can go read it.

Good one:

1. You might be a Republican if...
   You've ever complained about liberal bias in the obituaries section.
   
2. You might be a Republican if...
   Your electric chair has a kite with a key on it.
   
3. You might be a Republican if...
   You'll spend $20 billion guarding a bridge against the possibility of a terrorist attack, but won't spend 20 cents to keep it from falling down on its own.
   
4. You might be a Republican if...
   You think a Lynch film is a documentary on race relations.
   
5. You might be a Republican if...
   You think spooning is something you do at Dairy Queen.
   
6. You might be a Republican if...
   You think smeared bagels are victims of the New York Times.
   
7. You might be a Republican if...
   You think the right to free assembly is talking about construction companies.
   
8. You might be a Republican if...
   You have to number the entries of "Hate Week" on your calendar.
   
9. You might be a Republican if...
   Your desk has a drawer for holding computer punchcards.
   
10. You might be a Republican if...
    You classify an elegant dinner as one that needs holes punched in the plastic.Non-Originals: (from Ted Panitz's site)
    
11. You might be a Republican if...
    You've named your kids Deduction One and Deduction Two.
    
12. You might be a Republican if...
    You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
    
13. You might be a Republican if...
    You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
    
14. You might be a Republican if...
    You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.
    
15. You might be a Republican if...
    You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
    
16. You might be a Republican if...
    You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
    
17. You might be a Republican if...
    You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
    
18. You might be a Republican if...
    You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
    
19. You might be a Republican if...
    You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
    
20. You might be a Republican if...
    You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
    
21. You might be a Republican if...
    You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.
    
22. You might be a Republican if...
    You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.
    
23. You might be a Republican if...
    You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.
    
24. You might be a Republican if...
    You've ever called education a luxury.
    
25. You might be a Republican if...
    You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
    
26. You might be a Republican if...
    You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
    
27. You might be a Republican if...
    When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

[jetpilot]

Somebody is still on tilt!:thatsfunn

[jetpilot]

In DW's honor, I will post at least one a day...

I never use the words Democrats and Republicans. It's Liberals and Americans.
-James Watt

Liberals are generous with other people's money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.
-Martin Higgins

The Democratic Party is like a horse driving backward in a railroad car-it never sees anything until it has gone past it.
-Thomas Reed

Liberals claim to want to give a hearing on other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
-William F. Buckley, Jr.

[lawrencefan]

Stupid and incorrect. Heard that one on Rush didn't ya?

SURE DID!

[Kentucky_Liberal]

SURE DID!

Heres one

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[sherman14]

Heres one

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.