[Stardust]

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those

sissy 'friendship' poems

that always sound good,

but never actually come close

to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

True Friendship.

You WON'T see

cutesy little smiley faces

on this card-

Just the stone cold truth

of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!




2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.




3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.




4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.




5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!




6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.




7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have...




8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!

[#1 Blackcat Fan]

My kind of card. My coworkers where just telling me the other day i wasnt affectionate enough towards my woman. I go buy her a card that has a dog on the front with a little kitten on its head. You open the card and all it says is.... i love it when your on top. I thought i nailed it, but they said i'm still lacking lol......

[Stardust]

^ Absolute Hoot