[WideRight05]

If you haven't heard Sam & Dave's song "Soul Man," it is to the tune of this...



Comin to ya, on the message board
Makin mischief, and startin’ flame wars
I get attention, when I ruin your fun
Yeah I’m a coward, but you can’t touch me son

I’m a troll man, I’m a troll man
I’m a troll man, I’m a troll man

I start discussion, the hard way
And piss you off, each and every day
When you get mad, don’t you fret
Cause you ain’t seen nothing yet

I’m a troll man, I’m a troll man
I’m a troll man, I’m a troll man

Talking trash, cause I know I can
Making posts, that gonna get me banned
Don’t go no life, posting from my pod
An internet nightmare, for each and every mod

I’m a troll man, I’m a troll man
I’m a troll man, I’m a troll man