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10-27-2005, 03:25 PM
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i2142
Wonder if this is actually true ?
Harry Potter goes 'gay'?
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JK Rowling today announced details of her upcoming "Harry Potter" book. She suggested, of course, that the book would be the "best yet", a claim she knew could become true once she had decided to turn our beloved do-gooder wizard, gay.
Rowling said:
"Potter's sexuality was always in question for me. I mean what sort of man talks to animals, hangs out all the time with Hermione but makes no advances, and constantly minces around in a long black cape?" This piece of creative writing genius by Rowling will clearly open the fan base of Potter to the gay market. "How could you be against Harry coming out of the closet? Only a gay basher would find such a thing offensive."
Since the announcement, rumours have abounded that Potter will fall head over heels for arch-rival Malfoy, who for years has battled with his own feelings for Potter. It is said that Malfoy's hatred stems from a peer-pressure related denial of his secret Potter lust.
Wonder if this is actually true ?
Harry Potter goes 'gay'?
[Image: http://www.thespoof.com/images/spacer.gif][Image: http://www.thespoof.com/images/spacer.gif]by spike
[Image: http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/celebs/...ter[1].jpg]
JK Rowling today announced details of her upcoming "Harry Potter" book. She suggested, of course, that the book would be the "best yet", a claim she knew could become true once she had decided to turn our beloved do-gooder wizard, gay.
Rowling said:
"Potter's sexuality was always in question for me. I mean what sort of man talks to animals, hangs out all the time with Hermione but makes no advances, and constantly minces around in a long black cape?" This piece of creative writing genius by Rowling will clearly open the fan base of Potter to the gay market. "How could you be against Harry coming out of the closet? Only a gay basher would find such a thing offensive."
Since the announcement, rumours have abounded that Potter will fall head over heels for arch-rival Malfoy, who for years has battled with his own feelings for Potter. It is said that Malfoy's hatred stems from a peer-pressure related denial of his secret Potter lust.
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10-27-2005, 03:29 PM
NO WAY!!!!!! [size=2](not that there's anything wrong with it)
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Harry has a girlfriend, Ginny Weasley. If you read the last book, he and Ginny had several make-out sessions. Now Malfoy.....that's a different subject all together.
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[/size]Harry has a girlfriend, Ginny Weasley. If you read the last book, he and Ginny had several make-out sessions. Now Malfoy.....that's a different subject all together.
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10-27-2005, 07:13 PM
Ok, if you go to the main page you will see that TheSpoof.com is a a collection of false news stories.
10-27-2005, 08:55 PM
hahah read all the way down to the bottom of the story and theres a big yellow-peach box that says this story is completely made up
10-27-2005, 09:41 PM
Yeah really, GP, me and you are the only ones that have seen it.
10-27-2005, 10:19 PM
ComfortEagle Wrote:Yeah really, GP, me and you are the only ones that have seen it.
Yeah, I see the box now....These days you never know when they will throw a story line in there like that. I don't judge anyone tho...He who lives in glass houses should'nt throw stones...To each his/her own.
10-27-2005, 11:43 PM
I personally thought this story was hilarious...
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i3635
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i3635
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