[TheRealThing]

"Verbage" is a variant, Edna.

You truly are a legend in your own mind, and possibly a sanwich short of a picnic.

Your confusion about the petsona and the "parrot who sat on the wall" is a curious piece of illiteracy. Don't you have some frayed book bindings to fret over?

You really believe if you say something that makes it true don't you? You're wrong. There is no variant for the word verbiage, and to slur the pronunciation to sound like 'verbage' would sound, is a mispronunciation of the word verbiage. But hey, who could tell a guy who lives out his entire life inside his own head anything, right?

You believe what ever you want, a third grader could nail you on this one,

Quoth the parrot: "Bob!! Put on your cap!"

and since you lack the good graces to admit when you're wrong, everybody else is laughing and embarrassed for you.