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01-23-2009, 08:06 AM
Mildred was so despondent over the death of her beloved Earl after 68 wonderful years of marriage that she decided to join him.

She found his old pistol and decided to shoot herself in her broken heart. Not wanting to make a mistake and become a burden to others, she asked her doctor exactly where her heart was.

Her doctor said, "A woman's heart is just below her left breast."

That night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee!
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Joke Thread III - by phs1986 - 11-06-2007, 10:46 PM
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Joke Thread III - by The Guru - 11-19-2007, 01:29 AM
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Joke Thread III - by baseballfan - 12-02-2007, 12:13 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 11:16 AM
Joke Thread III - by ronald_reagan - 12-05-2007, 11:21 AM
Joke Thread III - by BlackcatAlum - 12-05-2007, 11:24 AM
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Joke Thread III - by Midee1 - 12-05-2007, 04:20 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 04:49 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 04:55 PM
Joke Thread III - by Midee1 - 12-05-2007, 05:00 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 05:09 PM
Joke Thread III - by *Central_Cheer_Chick - 12-05-2007, 05:12 PM
Joke Thread III - by Midee1 - 12-05-2007, 05:14 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 05:19 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 05:20 PM
Joke Thread III - by BlackcatFootball - 12-05-2007, 06:52 PM
Joke Thread III - by *Central_Cheer_Chick - 12-05-2007, 08:34 PM
Joke Thread III - by torQQue - 12-05-2007, 08:36 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 08:38 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 09:10 PM
Joke Thread III - by Midee1 - 12-05-2007, 09:12 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 09:14 PM
Joke Thread III - by Crossbones - 12-05-2007, 09:17 PM
Joke Thread III - by Midee1 - 12-05-2007, 09:18 PM
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Joke Thread III - by Redneck - 12-05-2007, 09:24 PM
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Joke Thread III - by Midee1 - 12-05-2007, 09:30 PM
Joke Thread III - by ComfortEagle - 12-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Joke Thread III - by baseballfan - 12-08-2007, 11:31 PM
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