[The Sniper]

Where is Amun Ra & Why isn't he playing paintball anymore?

Well boys, there it is, there's the million dollar question everyone wants to know the answer too! I've heard nothing but speculation about what's happened to Amun Ra. So let me just share with you some of the things the Sniper has heard. Now remember, before you Yella Bellies get your patties in a bind the Sniper doesn't know if these things are true or not, but these are the top 10 rumors going around about Amun-Ra

1. He's afraid to duel RN-09
   
2. He's afraid to duel Ref 37
   
3. He's afraid the Cowboy's will hurt him
   
4. He's afraid of the new Cowboy members especially Colonel Kill & the Iguana
   
5. He's afraid he's lost command of the Yella Bellies
   
6. He's afraid all the new Yella Bellies will make him fight from the front instead of the back
   
7. He's afraid the Yella Bellies will turn on him for being a Coward and dodging duels with RN-09 & Ref 37
   
8. He's afraid to face the Cowboy's and their winning ways!
   
9. He's afraid of being called Amun-Run-Away!
   
10. He's just afraid