[Wildcatk23]

I take it your a conservative?

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment

Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?

A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it.