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"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him
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This thread is about ugly jokes! The Sniper will start it off

"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him

WTF How many you drank tonight????
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:06 PM
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"Q" is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says "Out of order"
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Sniper you are so ugly that when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator
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Sniper you are so ugly, you give friggen Freddy Kruegger nightmares
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Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..
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Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..


I cant breath... LMAO
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Sniper is so ugly, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
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QQ & XX are so ugly that when they where little, their mother had to get drunk just to breast feed them!


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Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.
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Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.


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Mongo is so ugly the police let him park in handicap spaces.
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Mongo is so ungly when we took him to the zoo the zoo keeper said thanks for bringing him back.
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Ringo is so ungly he makes blind kids cry.
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QQ & XX are so ugly that they have to sneak up on mirros!
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Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.
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RN09 is so ugly he has to sneak up on a mirror.
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Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.



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Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.

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Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:34 PM
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The Sniper is so ugly that little kids start to cry at the mention of his name
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Amun-Ra is so ugly he has to trick or treat by phone.
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MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon

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The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better
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MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better
Uh, ----- gosh --- MONGO, you really got us there buddy!
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Cordell Walker is so ugly his shadow said "F---it" I quit!!!!!!!!
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Mongo is so ugly the last time he got a piece of a** was when his hand slipped through the toilet paper.
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The Sniper is so ugly that at birth his parents tried to leave the hospital with someone elses kid before anyone noticed
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