[TheRealThing]

I'd hate to think that someone like you could make it to heaven. Gandhi had it pretty close, "no one since Christ has been a Christian".

Actually that's a fair representation of the Gospel. Nobody could ever have lived that life other than the Son of God. That's why He offered It as a sacrifice for all men, and that includes you. "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God"
That's why we call Him Savior. He paid the price for mine and every other man's sin when He died on the cross.