[BFritz]

[b](1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?[/b]
[b].........Drool.[/b]

[b](2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? [/b]
[b].........A full set of teeth. [/b]

[b](3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?[/b]
[b].......Grease her hips and push. [/b]

[b](4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?[/b]
[b]..........Pay him for the pizza. [/b]

[b](5) How do you know if an Alabama footb al l player has a girlfriend?[/b]
[b].........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. [/b]

[b](6) Why is the Kentucky footb al l team like a possum? [/b]
[b].....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.[/b]

[b](7) What are the longest three years of a Miami ( Florida ) footb al l player's life?[/b]
[b]..........His freshman year. [/b]

[b](8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? [/b]
[b]..........None. That's a sophomore course. [/b]

[b](9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? [/b]
[b]......... Durham , North Carolina . He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner. [/b]

[SEKYscout]

Haha, pretty good.