[Midee1]

A big burly guy marries a cute little blonde gal and on their honeymoon, he tells her to put on his pants. She puts them on and the waistband is way out there. She says” I can’t wear these!” He says, “That’s right. Just remember, I wear the pants in this marriage!” Then she throws her pants at him and tells him to put them on. He tries to squeeze into them and says “I can’t get into these!” She says. “That’s right. And you won’t until you change that attitude”.

[TOMCAT06]

hahaha owned!

[Playboy5]

Reminds me of someone!

[Estaban Esteves]

I've definatly heard that one from my dad lol thats funny.....

[BlackcatAlum]

Another great one!

[-STAT-]

lmao, yet another good one.

[BC75]

lol Classic.

[BFritz]

Gotta love it:Cheerlead

[thetribe]

That's so funny.....and so true...