[TheRealThing]

Ah, 'tis but a little illiteracy. Perhaps, friendo, Sean will scratch your itch. Or, maybe, ol' G. Gordon? Could be a Breitbart brunch? Limp on home, Dumbo. Grasp the tail.

Better a sage and noble elephant, than a mindless lemming. Take the jump. You copied use of the word 'tis from Bob. Seriously, you should at least let the dust settle a little bit before you copy other folks analogies and witticisms.