[The Urban Sombrero]

Tubby Harriman was a substandard American. He lived in Lanhar County. He quit Walmart three times and worked there four. His story is symbolic of Appalachia in many ways. It is said his distant relatives were active in internet adjudication of freedom of speech. He knew nothing, absolutely nothing, about the internet. He managed to steal from several stores enough to close them down. He felt this showed he could exert control over his domain. His story, told just right, is moving enough to put him on the $3 bill.