[jetpilot]

Rat smells cheese, rat comes out of hole.

5. Bon Jovi-Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Kiss my ass.
4. The Doors--Who could be more annoying than Jim Morrison?
3. The Eagles--A pretty fair country band. Wake me up when they play some real rock.
2. KISS--Entertaining live. Terrible on tape. Who listens to Kiss just to be listening?
1. Rolling Stones--I mean, they were a fine band in the 60's and 70's, but why they are anointed as these all-time rock gods escapes me. Other than "Start Me Up", they haven't had a really good new song in almost 50! years.

Rat retreats to his hole.

LOL find Denis Leary - "Drugs" on youtube for great takedown of Bon Jovi .

I have many but 2 for starters - Night Ranger and Oasis. Butthead voice: "Oasis sucks worse than anything has ever sucked before."