[The Sniper]

Oh --- we --------- fired our guns & the bellies stopped a' cumin,
There wuttin as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin,
Way past Z's just a' flyin down the road!!!!!

What a day!!!!!! First, that low-down, yella-bellied, dirty dog, Johnny Ringo chickened-out in one of the most cowardly displays of spinelessness ever known to man. Thus, depriving me & my good friend Wyatt the privilege of blasting his sorry yella carcass to pieces.


Then, us ol' timers, with the help of a new gun slinger they call ‘Curly Bill’, destroyed the yella bellies without suffering a single casualty in a display of military prowess that will no doubt live in paintball folklore for generations to come. In fact, word has it the ol’timers military tactics may even be studied by the US military in an attempt to better train infantry soldiers at West Point.

Oh, by the way, the Sniper brought his “A” game yet again today! In the ol’timers winning effort the Sniper had two confirmed kills, strongly assisted in another kill, and in amazing display of intestinal fortitude the Sniper chased, on foot, not one, but two yella bellies completely off the field of battle!!! That’s right just one look at the Sniper charging at them and two yella bellies, instead of fighting like men, turned and ran, & I mean turned tail & ran completely out of the holler!!! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen! It was comparable to a little sickly antelope spotting the King of the Jungle coming in for the kill!