[The Sniper]

WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A NIGHT! Nothing like the night before a big match. The judge, the man, the myth, the legend, A MAN I WOULD WALK THROUGH #*!! WITH, WHILE WEARING A GASOLINE SUIT, has finally broken the silence and chimed in with some sounds words of wisdom. He has rallied the troops like never before brother!!! So you yella bellies can count on one thing tomorrow ---- TROUBLE IN DEATH VALLEY! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

You know there’s no doubt our paintball league has some of the best paintballers in the state, especially on the ol’timer’s side. Some of the more athletic and competitive people you will ever meet. Top of the line brother all the way! But as in any sport there is always one that stands out from all the rest. The cream always rises to the top you could say. The NFL had Joe Montana, the NBA had Michael Jordan, and in this sport of sport we’ve created, PAINTBALL, there is only one SNIPER! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! SO LIKE OR NOT BUT LEARN TO LOVE IT, BECAUSE IT’S THE BEST GOING TODAY! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :notworthy

And because moments like these don’t come often in life, I advise anyone in the tri-state area to venture up to Jack’s Creek, in Wheelwright Ky, tomorrow and see the show. Because you may not have had the opportunity to watch Liberatchie play the piano, or Michael Angelo paint the sixteen chapel, but tomorrow brother, you just might get the opportunity to see the SNIPER play paintball --- WHOOOOOOO!!!!!! It’s the chance of a lifetime brother, even if only for one game. Because diamonds are forever brother & so is the SNIPER!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!!

Yella Bellies you just remember one thing, just --- one --- thing! None of you can be first, but a whole bunch of you yella bellies can be next --- WHOOOO!!!!!!!