[The Sniper]

WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5-0 TODAY! 5-0 IN DUELS OVERALL BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 WEEKS IN A ROW OF KICKING @$$ AND TAKING NAMES FOR THE COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys, very seldom is the Sniper at a loss for words, but today in Death Valley events occurred that left even the Sniper speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!! First, WYATT “YOU DA MAN!!!!” YOU ABSOULTELY PIMPED SLAPPED RN-09 LIKE YOU WHERE HIS DADDY!!!! THEN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES LATER YOU BENT MONGO OVER YOUR KNEE AND SPANKED HIS BOOTY LIKE IT WAS YOUR DUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, as if Wyatt walking on water wasn’t enough, the Cowboys set a record that will probably never be broken by going 5-0 today in Death Valley. Really wasn’t even close! If we had played 10 games today the Cowboys would have won them all. We’re just that good!

Next, as always boys, the Sniper was up to some dastardliness. The Sniper had a little trick up his sleeve and probably gave birth to a weapons race.

Finally, something happened the Sniper thought he'd never live to see “A YELLA BELLY actually acted like a real man and charged into battle”. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I had to stop and take my mask off and wipe my eyes out.

Congratulations to you Chester! The Sniper can’t understand why in the world you ride with that bunch of scallywags? Not a one of your teammates has ever shown that kind of courage. First time ever a YELLA BELLY has made a real charge. If Amun-Run-Away had been there he could have watched it threw his binoculars from a football field away!