[The Sniper]

Wyatt, don't be so sure. I got a little pull in the Otter Creek upper management. I hear death valley needs some cleaning up, there is a few pieces of trash (cough sniper cough) laying in the ditches up there.

Oh yeah you are right, he wouldn't look back once at you guys. He would be sprinting down the hill so he could flatter them with his greatness. I can see him now, "Come on down ladies, and take a ride on space mountain. WOOOOO"

I can easily see him getting seduced and worked by a medusa type girl. Words of advice Sniper, never trust an inmate, even if she looks innocent and cute. She might act impressed with all your space mountain and stylin and profiln flattery. However, all she really wants is your wallet.

The seduction would probably look a little something like this video..

The only thing the Sniper’s seen in a ditch lately is a Yella Carcass The Sniper’s left laying there brother!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being new and still Yella behind the ears, and having absolutely “0”, I mean “NO” experience in Death Valley whatsoever, The Sniper realizes ‘Q’ doesn’t understand how the Sniper rolls. Brother you are talking to a MAN THAT’S CUSTOM MADE FROM HEAD TO TOE!
A KISS STEALING, WHEELING DEALING, SON OF A GUN! WHOSE KISSED THE GIRLS WORLD WIDE, AND MADE ‘EM CRY! :blonded: WHOOOOO!!!!!


So being the generous soul the Sniper is, the Sniper’s gonna break it down for ya “Q”!


First, if the Sniper runs off the ridge it will be to blast some poor measly, miserable, low down, dirty rotten, rat bag yella belly right in the head!:flame:
WHOOOOOO!!!!!!


Second, the Sniper doesn’t try to flatter the ladies! The ladies try to flatter the Sniper! Because they know the Sniper’s a 60-minute man brother! :girlwink: WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Next, Space Mountain’s easy to find for the ladies! It may be one of the older rides in the park, but ITs STILL GOT THE
L-O-N-G-E-S-T LINE BROTHER! :blonde:
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Finally, some words of advice for ‘Q’ and upper management at the Otter Creek Correctional Facility! Don’t let the lady inmates know the Sniper’s even in the vicinity! It would cause a safety hazard for the greater Wheelwright metropolitan area. No one wants a riot or a mass escape attempt by those ladies just trying to catch a glimpse of Space Mountain!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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