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Your So Ugly
#1
This thread is about ugly jokes! The Sniper will start it off

"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him Big Grin
#2
The Sniper Wrote:This thread is about ugly jokes! The Sniper will start it off

"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him Big Grin


WTF:lmao: How many you drank tonight????
#3
"Q" is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says "Out of order"
#4
Sniper you are so ugly that when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator
#5
Sniper you are so ugly, you give friggen Freddy Kruegger nightmares
#6
Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..
#7
phoeniXX Wrote:Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..
:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn

I cant breath... LMAO
#8
Sniper is so ugly, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
#9
QQ & XX are so ugly that when they where little, their mother had to get drunk just to breast feed them!

:lmao:
#10
Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.
#11
Colonel Kill Wrote:Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.


:lmao::lmao:
#12
Mongo is so ugly the police let him park in handicap spaces.
#13
Mongo is so ungly when we took him to the zoo the zoo keeper said thanks for bringing him back.
#14
Ringo is so ungly he makes blind kids cry.
#15
QQ & XX are so ugly that they have to sneak up on mirros!
#16
Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.
#17
RN09 is so ugly he has to sneak up on a mirror.
#18
Colonel Kill Wrote:Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.

:thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn

:lmao::lmao::lmao:
#19
Colonel Kill Wrote:Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.

:thatsfunn:thatsfunn
#20
Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon
#21
The Sniper is so ugly that little kids start to cry at the mention of his name
#22
Amun-Ra is so ugly he has to trick or treat by phone.
#23
MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
#24
The Sniper Wrote:Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon

:Clap: :thatsfunn :Clap:
#25
The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better
#26
The Sniper Wrote:MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :Thumbs:
#27
Mongo Wrote:The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better

Uh, ----- gosh --- MONGO, you really got us there buddy!:eyeroll:
#28
Cordell Walker is so ugly his shadow said "F---it" I quit!!!!!!!!
#29
Mongo is so ugly the last time he got a piece of a** was when his hand slipped through the toilet paper.
#30
The Sniper is so ugly that at birth his parents tried to leave the hospital with someone elses kid before anyone noticed

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