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Psalm 2009
#1
Psalm 2009


FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..


Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ...
And Obama was a tree.

:biggrin:
#2
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
#3
I must admit, that was funny, I don't care which side you are on. I could have written the same thing about Bush too.
#4
Funny, however the first ballout was under Bush.
#5
"I want to pee on President Obama." Translation of Psalm 2009

Now that's worship golden shower style.
#6
TheRealVille Wrote:I must admit, that was funny, I don't care which side you are on. I could have written the same thing about Bush too.

Nah, I've seen your writing skills....


:biggrin: JK R-Ville :Thumbs:
#7
Stardust Wrote:Psalm 2009


FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..


Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ...
And Obama was a tree.

:biggrin:

Just wondering, who would take the time to write this? I disagree with President Obama's moral policies, but I don't use my free time to make disturbing poems against him. :p
#8
Deathstar 80 Wrote:Just wondering, who would take the time to write this? I disagree with President Obama's moral policies, but I don't use my free time to make disturbing poems against him. :p

Hmm, probably the same people who wrote the goofy things about Bush, Clinton, Bush, etc.....
#9
CatDawg Wrote:Funny, however the first ballout was under Bush.

Yes it was, but let's not forget that it was supported by both Obama and McCain.
#10
Joe Friday Wrote:Mmm, mmm, mmm.


Couldn't have said it better myself. :Thumbs:

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