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Worst Pickup Lines!!!
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#31
01-01-2007, 08:35 PM
*Are you a fart?.....Because you are blowing me away!

*Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

*Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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#32
01-02-2007, 06:17 PM
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you
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#33
01-05-2007, 03:39 AM
BC75 Wrote:Classic:
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

That one's actually worked for me.
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#34
01-05-2007, 03:51 AM
Meaty Wrote:If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, can I visit between holidays

A couple of years ago, I saw somewhere (prob. Spencers) a pair of stockings that had Merry Christmas written on 1 and Happy New Year on the other.

A better line would be something about "dropping in for a snack over the holidays".
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