[BFritz]

First I have to post his picture, then read down..........

[BFritz]

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. [b][i]
[/i][/b][b][i]" I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."[/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."[/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]"How much do you charge?" [/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.[/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.[/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"[/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a[/i][/b][b][i]
[/i][/b][b][i]bartender cure you?"[/i][/b][b][i]

[/i][/b][b][i]"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -[/i][/b][b][i]
[/i][/b][b][i]Ain't nobody under there now !!!"[/i][/b][b][i]
[/i][/b]

[BelfryJustice]

That's a good one!

[cards_athlete]

HA. Good thinking

[warriorpride]

Good one man.

[BC75]

haha I was gonna say if he got drunk fpr $10 I wamma find this bar.

[Playboy5]

OMG, that is a classic FOR SURE BFRITZ!!!!!!

[-STAT-]

haha, thats a great one there!!!