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05-09-2011, 12:21 PM
A Pastor's work is never done, kinda like Batman
---A friend of mine named Jamie
When God looks at you he does not see the problem, he sees the potential, he doesn't see the frailty he sees the faithfulness, and he doesn't see a loser he sees a heart's longing! ----LWC (Me)
If I can give you and advice about ministry it is this: No matter how many programs you start, classes you take, church members you visit, sermons you preach, never forget to tell 'em about Jesus! --- Bro. Ray Snider
Nothing worth gaining was ever gained without effort
-Theodore Roosevelt
"I want the world to know that I spent a lifetime serving the desire of a God to change the world, not a lifetime serving the desires of the world to change God."
-LWC (Me)
John 3:16 as well. I can hear that a million times and it never gets old.
---A friend of mine named Jamie
When God looks at you he does not see the problem, he sees the potential, he doesn't see the frailty he sees the faithfulness, and he doesn't see a loser he sees a heart's longing! ----LWC (Me)
If I can give you and advice about ministry it is this: No matter how many programs you start, classes you take, church members you visit, sermons you preach, never forget to tell 'em about Jesus! --- Bro. Ray Snider
Nothing worth gaining was ever gained without effort
-Theodore Roosevelt
"I want the world to know that I spent a lifetime serving the desire of a God to change the world, not a lifetime serving the desires of the world to change God."
-LWC (Me)
John 3:16 as well. I can hear that a million times and it never gets old.
05-09-2011, 12:37 PM
Ballers Wrote:Now this may not be a historic or admirable guy nor is his quote but I like it..
"I'm the best ever, I'm the most brutal and vicious champion that there's ever been. Lewis is a conquerer, No I'm Alexander he's no Alexander."
-Mike Tyson
I thought you would be a bigger fan of, "I'll eat yo children!" :lmao:
05-10-2011, 12:05 AM
Oh you guys know I have to go here.
"Everything negative - pressure, challenges - is all an opportunity for me to rise." - Kobe Bean Bryant!
"Everything negative - pressure, challenges - is all an opportunity for me to rise." - Kobe Bean Bryant!
05-10-2011, 12:07 AM
"I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed." -MJ
05-10-2011, 12:28 AM
Patient: "I just want to die with a little dignity."
House: "There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly - always! We can live with dignity - we can't die with it."
House: "There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly - always! We can live with dignity - we can't die with it."
05-10-2011, 12:37 AM
"That's what she said"(Michael G. Scott!) is definitely an all time favorite and one that is used often.
05-10-2011, 01:37 AM
Just look under the Big Red Machine:
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âRelax, all right? Donât try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, theyâre fascist. Throw some ground balls â itâs more democratic.â
Crash Davis
05-10-2011, 12:16 PM
My crazy Uncle Charles:
"The person who controls a relationship is the one who cares the least."
"Best way to get over a chick is to get under a different one."
" Heaven on Earth is a perfectly cooked Steak, a giant baked potato, a slab of Texas Toast, an ice cold beer, and a hot blonde who cooks it and brings it to you"
"Live or die.." Spoken to a stray cat that came in his house as he threw it out. The second he said that the cat hit the ground,immediately ran into the road, and was instantly hit by a car.
"The person who controls a relationship is the one who cares the least."
"Best way to get over a chick is to get under a different one."
" Heaven on Earth is a perfectly cooked Steak, a giant baked potato, a slab of Texas Toast, an ice cold beer, and a hot blonde who cooks it and brings it to you"
"Live or die.." Spoken to a stray cat that came in his house as he threw it out. The second he said that the cat hit the ground,immediately ran into the road, and was instantly hit by a car.
05-10-2011, 01:57 PM
"If I had an entire pocket full of f*cks I wouldn't give you one!" - KMac
"Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -I think this was emerson
I actually post a funny quote and/or saying every day on facebook... i literally have hundreds i could put on here.
"Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -I think this was emerson
I actually post a funny quote and/or saying every day on facebook... i literally have hundreds i could put on here.
05-10-2011, 03:52 PM
K_Mac Wrote:"If I had an entire pocket full of f*cks I wouldn't give you one!" - KMac
"Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -I think this was emerson
I actually post a funny quote and/or saying every day on facebook... i literally have hundreds i could put on here.
I made one similar on a harsh morning at work...
"Not one f*** will be given today"...
05-10-2011, 03:53 PM
EKUAlum05 Wrote:My crazy Uncle Charles:
"The person who controls a relationship is the one who cares the least."
"Best way to get over a chick is to get under a different one."" Heaven on Earth is a perfectly cooked Steak, a giant baked potato, a slab of Texas Toast, an ice cold beer, and a hot blonde who cooks it and brings it to you"
"Live or die.." Spoken to a stray cat that came in his house as he threw it out. The second he said that the cat hit the ground,immediately ran into the road, and was instantly hit by a car.
Your uncle sounds like a character.. But I have to agree with the 1st two.. Those are some good quotes to live by lol...
05-10-2011, 10:35 PM
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
â John Wayne
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill
Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
â John Wayne
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill
Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
05-11-2011, 03:08 AM
Hoot Gibson Wrote:"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
— John Wayne
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill
Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
These have killed me!
I never would of thought Winston Churchill would have a sense of humor like that.
05-11-2011, 10:27 AM
My Motto:
"What you think about, you bring about"
simply stated from Hulk Hogan!
"What you think about, you bring about"
simply stated from Hulk Hogan!
05-11-2011, 09:36 PM
Aslan Wrote:These have killed me!You don't get to be a British Prime Minister without a sharp tongue and a quick wit. Churchill is one of the most quotable people ever to have lived. I also like Michael Scott quotes.
I never would of thought Winston Churchill would have a sense of humor like that.
Quote:Michael Scott: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
05-11-2011, 09:51 PM
"People don't play sports because it's fun. Ask any athlete, most of them hate it, but they couldn't imagine their life without it. It's a part of them, the Love/Hate relationship, it's what they live for. They live for the practices, parties, cheers, long bus rides, night games, countless pairs of different types of shoes, water, Gatorade, and coaches you hate but appreciate. They live for the way it feels when you beat the team opposite to you by one point in overtime, and you know those two extra sprints you ran in practice the day before were worth it. They live, live for the way you become a family with your team, they live for the countless songs you sing in your head when you're running all those suicides. They live for the competition, they live for the friends, the practices, the pain, it's who they are. It's who WE are."
05-11-2011, 09:52 PM
"When you were born you were crying while everyone else was happy, but, when you die will you be happy while everyone else is crying?"
05-11-2011, 10:46 PM
America has the best politicians that money can buy,and a good one stays bought when bought....Mark twain
05-12-2011, 01:54 AM
'Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Milton Berle
Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.
John F. Kennedy
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
Winston Churchill
I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion."
Muhammad Ali
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
Tommy Lasorda
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
Al Pacino
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
W.C. Fields
Milton Berle
Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.
John F. Kennedy
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
Winston Churchill
I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion."
Muhammad Ali
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
Tommy Lasorda
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
Al Pacino
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
W.C. Fields
05-12-2011, 10:58 AM
^ Good stuff
05-12-2011, 07:06 PM
Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.- General George S. Patton
May God have mercy on my enemies, because I wont.- General George S. Patton
My grandson asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war? And I replied, No, but I served in a company of heroes"- Major Richard "Dick" Winters
You dont hurt 'em if you dont hit 'em- Lt. General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC
...Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction!!- Maj. General Oliver Smith
"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning." -Colonel David M. Shoup, USMC, Tarawa, 21 November 1943.
May God have mercy on my enemies, because I wont.- General George S. Patton
My grandson asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war? And I replied, No, but I served in a company of heroes"- Major Richard "Dick" Winters
You dont hurt 'em if you dont hit 'em- Lt. General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC
...Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction!!- Maj. General Oliver Smith
"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning." -Colonel David M. Shoup, USMC, Tarawa, 21 November 1943.
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05-13-2011, 06:03 AM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." - G. Weilacher
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. - A. A. Milne
"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." - G. Weilacher
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. - A. A. Milne
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