[THOMCAT]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be The Man Of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a fabulous dessert. After dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair. The wife replied "My first choice would be the funeral director."

[thetribe]

And then he left with his tail between his legs and burnt the book.

[Old School]

Ouch!!! That sounds like something my wife would say!!

[thetribe]

Sounds like a smart woman then Old School.

[BC75]

haha Thats true.