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Best Sports Jokes
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post your favorite sports jokes... not too hard.
#2
Tubby Smith
#3
THOMCAT Wrote:Tubby Smith
Funny
#4
:lmao:
THOMCAT Wrote:Tubby Smith
#5
They opened a new mine in West Virginia.The supervisors were all kentucky grads and very intelligent.Problem was they were so smart they could not communicate with their west virginia workers.The sent their head supervisor to Lexington and took him in a special room and hooked him up to some electric pods.They killed a a whole bunch of brain cells with electric shock and sent him back to west virginia.Well he still couldnt even come close to communicating.He is sent back to Lexington for a third time.He has the shakes from the electric shocks and his hair is even falling out.They hook him up one more time and about the time they are throwing the switch a bolt of lightning streak across the sky and hits the electric pole that leads to the special room.There is a big explosion the boss in the chair is knocked through the air and when he lands he is out cold and the indicator shows he only has 2 brain cells left.The doctors run up to him and slap him in the face and he jumps up and says HOW BOUT THEM EERS,,,,,,I am from West virginia so I can tell this joke.
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Old school Dawg Wrote:They opened a new mine in West Virginia.The supervisors were all kentucky grads and very intelligent.Problem was they were so smart they could not communicate with their west virginia workers.The sent their head supervisor to Lexington and took him in a special room and hooked him up to some electric pods.They killed a a whole bunch of brain cells with electric shock and sent him back to west virginia.Well he still couldnt even come close to communicating.He is sent back to Lexington for a third time.He has the shakes from the electric shocks and his hair is even falling out.They hook him up one more time and about the time they are throwing the switch a bolt of lightning streak across the sky and hits the electric pole that leads to the special room.There is a big explosion the boss in the chair is knocked through the air and when he lands he is out cold and the indicator shows he only has 2 brain cells left.The doctors run up to him and slap him in the face and he jumps up and says HOW BOUT THEM EERS,,,,,,I am from West virginia so I can tell this joke.
HAHA. true mountaineer fan right there!

(oldschool. ive only got one message. so i dont know whats wrong with my inbox)
#7
THOMCAT Wrote:Tubby Smith
That is great.
#8
THOMCAT Wrote:Tubby Smith
Completley original.. lmao

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