[BFritz]

>>On the second Tee of the golf course with his wife, the husband says,
>>"Twenty years ago I had a brief affair, it meant nothing. I hope you can
>>forgive me."
>>
>>His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we
>>have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."
>>
>>They embraced and kissed.
>>
>>On the 17th tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife
>>blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you
>>told me of your affair. Since we're being honest with each other, I have
>>something to tell you also. Thirty-two years ago I had a sex change
>>operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me"
>>
>>The husband froze at the top of his back swing, and then threw a fit! He
>>slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed
>>off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its! side, broke the rest of his
>>clubs one by one, then started on hers. He screamed and ranted, "You liar!
>>You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all
>>my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees!"
>>
>>Some things are sacred

[calQlate]

:BigLaugh::BigLaugh:

That was pretty good BF will have to tell my family of golfers that one..

[BFritz]

:BigLaugh::BigLaugh:

That was pretty good BF will have to tell my family of golfers that one..

It's not that funny unless you're a golfer or you're close to golfers

[calQlate]

It's not that funny unless you're a golfer or you're close to golfers

Sounds just like my uncle to me

[thetribe]

I am going to tell my best friend's boyfriend. He would probably react the same way. Very avid golfer. But avid doesn't mean good, haha.

[Midee1]

I am going to tell my best friend's boyfriend. He would probably react the same way. Very avid golfer. But avid doesn't mean good, haha.

Wow. Sounds exactly like me. Avid but horrible.

[BC75]

haha Thats great. TC will love that one.