[King Kong]

I'm about to tell ya something right here and right now honey child.  I'm about to give ya a piece of my mind.  And oh my, what a piece it is! Honey just wait for it, you just buckle up and start holding on.  It's about to get real.  Thing's going be hitting all over the fan.  

Ya better pull your britches up and make sure ya duds are on tight.  It's about to go down.  Are ya ready for it.  I'm a not gonna hold back.  Coming at ya for real. 

Here it is honey.  My oh my mercy me.  That there KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken.  I'm a not just talking any KFC.  I'm a talking that there KFC deep fried southern chicken.  Emh emh emh. That there deep fried southern chicken from the south. 

Lord have mercy honey child, sweet baby Jesus lying in a manger.  Mercy mercy lord have mercy. 

I just can't help myself.  That there KFC deep fried southern chickens so good.  I'm talking lip smacking, line dancing, mumbo jumbo, jive, good.  I ain't kidding one single tiny ounce of a centimeter bit.  And you can bank on that there sugar pops. 

Lord, speaking of sugar, a picture of sweet tea to wash it down with.  And honey I'm a not talking about any sweet tea.  I mean extra extra extra sweet.  Mercy mercy oh my honey.  That there's what I'm talking about.  Try and change my mind.  Go ahead honey and give it a try.  You ain't a changing my mind honey. Noooooooooo waaaayyyyy!

Whoooooooooooo!!!!

If you made it this far your probably wondering, what the heck?? Your likely not alone. 

There wasn't really much of a reason for this post. But I am wondering?

How much of your time did you waste reading through it??!!

And were you beginning to become somewhat concerned about me??!!

Feel free to post your answers in the comments section 

[plantmanky]

KFC is trash.

[King Kong]

KFC is trash.

At least you was able to get something outta this post Plantman