[Stardust]

Joe stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for
what seemed an eternity.

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but
didn't start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner Ray asked,

‘What the hell is taking so long?'

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,'

Joe explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

His companion Ray said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of
hitting her from here.'