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10-25-2011, 09:36 AM
I was stuck in traffic yesterday and nothing was moving.


Suddenly, a man knocks on my window.



I roll down the window and ask, “What’s going on?”



He says “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”



So I asked, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”


The man replies, “About a gallon.”
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10-25-2011, 09:40 AM
Hahaha that one is really good
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10-25-2011, 03:32 PM
Lol
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10-25-2011, 03:40 PM
funny
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10-25-2011, 07:11 PM
Nice!! lol
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10-28-2011, 07:52 AM
Lol!
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