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01-05-2006, 10:23 AM
#1
A lady walks into a hair salon with her husband and kids and says, "How much for a shampoo and a blow job?" She ran out without finding how much. Her husband didn't say a word. he knew better,
#2
The same lady was at a golf store. She was comparing different golf balls. She was unhappy with the woman's ball she was using. She was approached by a good looking male working there and he asked if she needed any help. She replied, "I think I want to play with men's balls.":yum: :yum:
#3
She and her sister were at the mall. They went to a store that sold candy all kind of nuts. The man behind the counter asked if they needed any help. She licked her lips and looked at the man and said, "I'm just looking at your nuts." Her sister laughed, the man smiled, and she ran.
#4
In line at the bank one day, her little boy decided to release some pent-up energy. he was running all over and getting on everybody's nerves. She told him if he didn't start behaving RIGHT NOW, she would spank him. He looked her in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go I'm going to tell Granda that I saw you kissing daddy's pee pee last night." Everyone stopped what they were doing. She hurried out amid the screams of laughter.
#5
Her 3 year old son had problems with potty training and she was on him constantly. One day she stopped at Taco Bell. It was very busy with a full dining room. While she was eating her taco, she smelled a very bad odor. She asked her son if had an accident and he said he didn't.
A moment later she realized he hadn't used the bathroom in hours and asked her son if he was SURE he didn't have an accident. To her horror, he pulld down his pants, bent over, and spread his cheeks and yelled, "See mom, it was just ****S."
#6
What happens when you predict snow and don't get any----A true story.
A female news anchor the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't looked at the weatherman and said, "So Bob, where that 8 inches you promised me last night?" All of Michigan was laughing for days.
A lady walks into a hair salon with her husband and kids and says, "How much for a shampoo and a blow job?" She ran out without finding how much. Her husband didn't say a word. he knew better,
#2
The same lady was at a golf store. She was comparing different golf balls. She was unhappy with the woman's ball she was using. She was approached by a good looking male working there and he asked if she needed any help. She replied, "I think I want to play with men's balls.":yum: :yum:
#3
She and her sister were at the mall. They went to a store that sold candy all kind of nuts. The man behind the counter asked if they needed any help. She licked her lips and looked at the man and said, "I'm just looking at your nuts." Her sister laughed, the man smiled, and she ran.
#4
In line at the bank one day, her little boy decided to release some pent-up energy. he was running all over and getting on everybody's nerves. She told him if he didn't start behaving RIGHT NOW, she would spank him. He looked her in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go I'm going to tell Granda that I saw you kissing daddy's pee pee last night." Everyone stopped what they were doing. She hurried out amid the screams of laughter.
#5
Her 3 year old son had problems with potty training and she was on him constantly. One day she stopped at Taco Bell. It was very busy with a full dining room. While she was eating her taco, she smelled a very bad odor. She asked her son if had an accident and he said he didn't.
A moment later she realized he hadn't used the bathroom in hours and asked her son if he was SURE he didn't have an accident. To her horror, he pulld down his pants, bent over, and spread his cheeks and yelled, "See mom, it was just ****S."
#6
What happens when you predict snow and don't get any----A true story.
A female news anchor the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't looked at the weatherman and said, "So Bob, where that 8 inches you promised me last night?" All of Michigan was laughing for days.
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01-05-2006, 09:18 PM
Funny...lol..I liked it
01-05-2006, 09:28 PM
cute!
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