Things that make you go HMMM!

***zaga_fan*** · 12-15-2010, 12:49 PM

BCF4L Wrote:What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You are scared 3/4 to death lol

**Stardust** · 12-15-2010, 12:54 PM

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

**Stardust** · 12-15-2010, 01:31 PM

Do fish get thirsty?

**LWC** · 12-15-2010, 01:37 PM

Stardust Wrote:Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

:Clap:

**Stardust** · 12-15-2010, 01:45 PM

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

**Stardust** · 12-16-2010, 08:36 AM

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

**Stardust** · 12-16-2010, 09:55 AM

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

**Stardust** · 12-16-2010, 11:34 AM

Do pilots take crash-courses?

**OffTheHook** · 12-16-2010, 05:49 PM

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

**Old School** · 12-17-2010, 07:50 PM

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what idiot came up with "quit while your ahead".

What do birdies see when they are knocked unconscious?

**Old School** · 12-17-2010, 07:55 PM

Why do tug boats push their barges?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

Filthy Animal · 12-17-2010, 10:51 PM

Why is there a sign for the SLOW children at play....and not one for the FAST children?...lol

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**vundy33** · 12-18-2010, 06:42 PM

Filthy Animal Wrote:Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

That's a great question.

Stardust Wrote:Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

I lol'd, spit my milk and cookies that were mixed in my mouth all over Molly, my cat. She says "thanks".

Stardust Wrote:Can a stupid person be a smart-***?

Why yeah, just look in the mirror brother.

BCF4L Wrote:Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

I also lol'd. I hate laughing at people with bad lisps, but I still do it anyway.

Gah, haven't laughed like this in a while. I also haven't drank this much Guinness in a while either...:flush:

***Spud6*** · 12-18-2010, 07:24 PM

Filthy Animal Wrote:Why is there a sign for the SLOW children at play....and not one for the FAST children?...lol

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This is sad and very embarrassing. But I honest thought that this sign meant that ''slow'' children were at play. It's when I was 10 years old. Lol

**RunItUpTheGut** · 12-18-2010, 09:08 PM

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Filthy Animal · 12-19-2010, 01:02 AM

MisterPerfect Wrote:This is sad and very embarrassing. But I honest thought that this sign meant that ''slow'' children were at play. It's when I was 10 years old. Lol

:lmao:...I did Too!...It was the family joke!....that's why I posted it!...Those signs still crack me up when we see them!

But the Funniest sign I ever saw was a homede sign that read....." Anne Meyers Poop Drains Here!".....The neighbors were in a heated battle about a drainage pipe!.....the police made them take it down, but 2 weeks later they put up a new sign...."Anne Meyers poop STILL drains here!"...:lmao:

I don't know who she is, but I'll never forget her!....hahaha

**vundy33** · 12-19-2010, 02:28 AM

lol, if your location really is "Bloody Harlan!", then I'm not surprised. When I go to that place I feel like I've been dropped into "The Hills Have Eyes" movie. Ugh.

**vundy33** · 12-19-2010, 05:18 PM

Is there any females out there that are not a word that starts with an S and ends with a T?

**Stardust** · 12-19-2010, 05:21 PM

vundy33 Wrote:Is there any females out there that are not a word that starts with an S and ends with a T?

I know of a few that fit those two letters, but they are not Sweet or Smart!

**vundy33** · 12-19-2010, 05:35 PM

Man I hope someone replies and says "what?!?!" like they don't understand what word I mean...I will literally lmao. And I hate that word, or bunch of letters, whatever you call it..