Most Embarrassing Moment

**crazytaxidriver** · 01-25-2005, 12:02 AM

What are some of your most shameful moments?

One of mine would be mom breaking out the naked baby pictures to a girl I had just brought home. I could have killed her.

Another happened today when I was walking out of the back playing with my cell phone, I wasn't paying attention and hit a patch of ice and busted my butt right in front of about 6 or 7 people. lol

Posted Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:28 am:

Come on. Don't be shy lol

imported_imported_torQQue · 01-25-2005, 12:32 AM

Mine would be. WHen I first started dating Mrs QQ.. I was down her house one night and got snowed in and had to spend the night. .Well I had some mexican food early in the day.. Never the less I ended up with a major case of Squirts.. They had two bathrooms but someone was in the back bathroom..(the one with a tad bit of privacy) I sat there trying to shake it off as my face turn red and my forehead began to sweat.. I was very edgy..I was ready to explode.. I had to go.. But the only bathroom available was the one right next the living room.. It was either go or bare the humilation of going on myself.. I made my way to the bathroom.. Flopped down on the toilet and tried to silently relieve myself.. It just wasnt gonna happen.. It was some of the loudest releases ive ever heard.. I knew everyone in the living room could hear ever grunt and release..It was so stinky, that it was traveling through the heat vents throughout the house.. I started to hear everyone say.."whats that smell..'' At this time I just thought I would have to kill myself..Because there was no way i could go back in there and face a house full of girls and her parents.. My wife had two other sisters also..I was so embarrassed and wasnt even finished relieving myself..Well to make matters worse.. When I was finished there was no toilet paper.. I was getting dizzy at this point..I thought I would blackout. ..I started looking around me for things that I could use as toilet paper. Preferably something that would flush.. I couldnt find anything.. I debated onusing my socks.. But i was afraid that I would clog up the toilet and then I would have read bad situation.. Now I knew I was going to have to scream for toilet paper... I never could get my nerve up to do it though. .So I just sit there on the toilet for about hour just hoping I was dreaming and I would wake up.. I never did.. Well Finally future Mrs. QQ knocked on the door and ask what was wrong.. "I replied I was sick and there wasnt any toilet paper"..She tossed in the toilet paper and I went into the living room feeling about as big as an ant.. But noone ever said anything to me.. But it was quite embarrassing at the time. .Its funny now that I look back on it. But when your young you always think the worse..

**crazytaxidriver** · 01-25-2005, 12:36 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I'm still laughing. Dude, that's the best story I've ever ehard lol. I think. lol

imported_imported_torQQue · 01-25-2005, 12:49 AM

crazytaxidriver Wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I'm still laughing. Dude, that's the best story I've ever ehard lol. I think. lol

TY, it is funny now.. Back then though.. I thought my life would end. Big Grin

**crazytaxidriver** · 01-25-2005, 12:51 AM

Id say so. lol. I would have went out the bathroom window, and prolly just kept running like Forrest Gump lol. But seems like everything worked out good for ya lol.. I think I'll try this next time I get a girl lol

Hurley · 01-25-2005, 01:05 AM

torQQue Wrote:Mine would be. WHen I first started dating Mrs QQ.. I was down her house one night and got snowed in and had to spend the night. .Well I had some mexican food early in the day.. Never the less I ended up with a major case of Squirts.. They had two bathrooms but someone was in the back bathroom..(the one with a tad bit of privacy) I sat there trying to shake it off as my face turn red and my forehead began to sweat.. I was very edgy..I was ready to explode.. I had to go.. But the only bathroom available was the one right next the living room.. It was either go or bare the humilation of going on myself.. I made my way to the bathroom.. Flopped down on the toilet and tried to silently relieve myself.. It just wasnt gonna happen.. It was some of the loudest releases ive ever heard.. I knew everyone in the living room could hear ever grunt and release..It was so stinky, that it was traveling through the heat vents throughout the house.. I started to hear everyone say.."whats that smell..'' At this time I just thought I would have to kill myself..Because there was no way i could go back in there and face a house full of girls and her parents.. My wife had two other sisters also..I was so embarrassed and wasnt even finished relieving myself..Well to make matters worse.. When I was finished there was no toilet paper.. I was getting dizzy at this point..I thought I would blackout. ..I started looking around me for things that I could use as toilet paper. Preferably something that would flush.. I couldnt find anything.. I debated onusing my socks.. But i was afraid that I would clog up the toilet and then I would have read bad situation.. Now I knew I was going to have to scream for toilet paper... I never could get my nerve up to do it though. .So I just sit there on the toilet for about hour just hoping I was dreaming and I would wake up.. I never did.. Well Finally future Mrs. QQ knocked on the door and ask what was wrong.. "I replied I was sick and there wasnt any toilet paper"..She tossed in the toilet paper and I went into the living room feeling about as big as an ant.. But noone ever said anything to me.. But it was quite embarrassing at the time. .Its funny now that I look back on it. But when your young you always think the worse..

Thats Stinkin(pun) hilarious

**BCF4L** · 01-25-2005, 02:19 AM

Oh geez. I can't stop laughing. That's definitely the most funny thing I have heard in a while. Seems like me and QQ are gonna have to hang out sometime. He seems to have a pretty good sense of humor. Oh hell....."the squirts" part really got me. LOL Shew I'm going to have to calm down, my bloodpressure is rising. :lol:

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 01-25-2005, 02:29 AM

I (QQ's significant other) didnt realize how embarrasing this was for him until now...and I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

As for my most embarrasing moment..I've had a few but nothing I can really think about right now...I'll come back later

**crazytaxidriver** · 01-25-2005, 04:40 AM

BlueGrassGirl Wrote:I (QQ's significant other) didnt realize how embarrasing this was for him until now...and I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

As for my most embarrasing moment..I've had a few but nothing I can really think about right now...I'll come back later

Can't wait to hear what you bring to the table lol..

**BCF4L** · 01-25-2005, 11:20 AM

HAHA yeah really. I'm excited to hear about it.

jayblackcat2006 · 01-26-2005, 05:50 AM

Man, this wasn't me, but I was visiting my dad, who lives in Martin, about 3 or 4 years back when wrestling was REALLY popular, and on my way home, we stopped at that little BP on the hill right down from MCA. And we were checking out, and some guy came stumbling in there drunk and bumped into a Stone Cold Steve Austin stand-up trying to pick up a 12-pack, man that guy gave that stand-up the most awful stare for about 10 seconds, then proceeded to beat the living hell out of the stand-up... I laughed my @ss off for about 45 minutes, I think that was the last time I pee'd on myself.

**BelfryPride** · 01-26-2005, 10:23 PM

QQ, that was hilarious....I needed that laugh !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

imported_imported_torQQue · 01-26-2005, 10:46 PM

jayblackcat2006 Wrote:Man, this wasn't me, but I was visiting my dad, who lives in Martin, about 3 or 4 years back when wrestling was REALLY popular, and on my way home, we stopped at that little BP on the hill right down from MCA. And we were checking out, and some guy came stumbling in there drunk and bumped into a Stone Cold Steve Austin stand-up trying to pick up a 12-pack, man that guy gave that stand-up the most awful stare for about 10 seconds, then proceeded to beat the living hell out of the stand-up... I laughed my @ss off for about 45 minutes, I think that was the last time I pee'd on myself.

LMAO!! Good one Jay

**BCF4L** · 01-27-2005, 12:34 PM

LOL I bet it was someone we went to school with wasn't it lol.

jayblackcat2006 · 01-27-2005, 06:26 PM

LOL nah JA sounds like somebody we went with though.

**BCF4L** · 01-27-2005, 07:23 PM

Yea I figured it was. Sounds like them crazy bastards we call friends. LOL

jayblackcat2006 · 01-28-2005, 01:03 AM

LoL that is for sure.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-08-2005, 05:41 AM

BlueGrassGirl Wrote:I (QQ's significant other) didnt realize how embarrasing this was for him until now...and I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

As for my most embarrasing moment..I've had a few but nothing I can really think about right now...I'll come back later

Still waiting lol

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 02-08-2005, 08:34 PM

I'm not sure I'll share them NOW..lol..I'll have to think about it...

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-08-2005, 08:38 PM

BlueGrassGirl Wrote:I'm not sure I'll share them NOW..lol..I'll have to think about it...

Hahah.. what's wrong with now?

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 02-08-2005, 08:50 PM

I dont recall you sharing yours..lol!

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 02-08-2005, 08:52 PM

sorry...I've lost my mind...you started the thread...so I guess you did share...oh well, anyway, um... maybe later...

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-08-2005, 09:04 PM

BlueGrassGirl Wrote:sorry...I've lost my mind...you started the thread...so I guess you did share...oh well, anyway, um... maybe later...

hahah I've had more embarrassing moments than any one person should have lol.

But I will wait lol

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 02-09-2005, 06:30 PM

I have had my share of embarassing moments too... I will share 3 of them with you (I have a few more that are more embarrassing than the ones mentioned here but you wont ever see them posted here Smile

).

So here ya go...

1.) I was only 15 when this happened. It was half time during a game and we were in the middle of a dance routine on the floor and we got to the part where we were supposed to flip the chair over our head and then sit down on it really fast...well, it didnt work out that way for me ( even though I had practiced it perfectly several times)...Here is what happened to me...the chair collapsed on me and I let out a big scream in front of probably 200 or more people.

2.) QQ and I were going snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef in Australia..I think I was 21 at the time. The boat let our group out in what they called shallow water in the middle of the ocean. About a minute into the snorkeling trip, I started freaking out. The rescue boat had to come and get me and take me to the sand bar. (Here's my excuse: The water was really rough that day and I didnt really want to go on this trip since I dont like being in the ocean anyway but I was trying to be brave..lol..and I especially dont like deep water. I consider 2 or 3 feet shallow water not 15-20 feet with all kinds of weird fish swimming under me and some almost as big as me)

3.) I had to be between 6 and 8 years old when this happened. I was in the Brownies/Girl Scouts and we were going to go see and ride ponies (I think). As I was getting out of the truck, I sort of fell and my shorts got snagged and it ripped my shorts off. Luckily, one of the girls had an extra pair of shorts but they were about 10 sizes to big for me so I had to walk around with them on. I was so embarrassed. :oops:

Hope ya had fun laughing at me...but the really funny ones will be reserved for sharing if you ever get to meet us!

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-09-2005, 06:39 PM

BlueGrassGirl Wrote:I have had my share of embarassing moments too... I will share 3 of them with you (I have a few more that are more embarrassing than the ones mentioned here but you wont ever see them posted here ).

So here ya go...

1.) I was only 15 when this happened. It was half time during a game and we were in the middle of a dance routine on the floor and we got to the part where we were supposed to flip the chair over our head and then sit down on it really fast...well, it didnt work out that way for me ( even though I had practiced it perfectly several times)...Here is what happened to me...the chair collapsed on me and I let out a big scream in front of probably 200 or more people.

2.) QQ and I were going snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef in Australia..I think I was 21 at the time. The boat let our group out in what they called shallow water in the middle of the ocean. About a minute into the snorkeling trip, I started freaking out. The rescue boat had to come and get me and take me to the sand bar. (Here's my excuse: The water was really rough that day and I didnt really want to go on this trip since I dont like being in the ocean anyway but I was trying to be brave..lol..and I especially dont like deep water. I consider 2 or 3 feet shallow water not 15-20 feet with all kinds of weird fish swimming under me and some almost as big as me)

3.) I had to be between 6 and 8 years old when this happened. I was in the Brownies/Girl Scouts and we were going to go see and ride ponies (I think). As I was getting out of the truck, I sort of fell and my shorts got snagged and it ripped my shorts off. Luckily, one of the girls had an extra pair of shorts but they were about 10 sizes to big for me so I had to walk around with them on. I was so embarrassed. :oops:

Hope ya had fun laughing at me...but the really funny ones will be reserved for sharing if you ever get to meet us!

Hahaha. those were pretty good.. Especially the first one lol.

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-10-2005, 04:15 PM

Well I've had too many to talk about but I can tell you guys about a guy who's having one right now and doesn't know it yet. He'll blow a gasket when he realizes it......We always pull pranks on each other here at work and a couple of weeks ago this one guy got me pretty good, so I figured it was time to throw down the trump card. So I had a bumper sticker made. He pulled out of here about 15 minutes ago and he's going down U.S. 23 right now with this bumper sticker on the back that says..."I LOVE GAY PORN"......imagine what an embarassing moment he's having!!! :lol: LOL

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-10-2005, 04:20 PM

I messed up the 3rd word is g a y

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 02-10-2005, 04:27 PM

you didnt mess up. The "bad word" filter took it out...lol!

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-10-2005, 04:38 PM

Oh...I'm sorry I didn't know that was on the bad word list....it's a good prank though I thought

imported_imported_torQQue · 02-10-2005, 05:56 PM

Johnny Ringo Wrote:Well I've had too many to talk about but I can tell you guys about a guy who's having one right now and doesn't know it yet. He'll blow a gasket when he realizes it......We always pull pranks on each other here at work and a couple of weeks ago this one guy got me pretty good, so I figured it was time to throw down the trump card. So I had a bumper sticker made. He pulled out of here about 15 minutes ago and he's going down U.S. 23 right now with this bumper sticker on the back that says..."I LOVE &^(& PORN"......imagine what an embarassing moment he's having!!! :lol: LOL

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