[ukyfootball]

The difference is that if I sat on the right, I would be appreciative and let it be known that it was not expected nor a requirement of my frequent of your establishment

If I sat on the left, I'd expect that just because I ate in your restaraunt, you "Owe" me that free desert and I will accept nothing less than you take care of my wants.

Thats true, but you would probably still take it as long as the dessert adds value. But on that topic, this really isnt a discussion over "left" and "right" wing policies. Both parties typically support farm subsidies, while economists, libertarians, and independents do not