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12-05-2005, 01:21 PM
Once upon a time the perfect man met the perfect woman. After a perfect courtship they had the perfect wedding. Their life together was of couse perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to dissappoint children on the eve of Christmas the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident. Only one of the three survived.
Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived.
She was the only one who really existed in the 1st place. Everyone knows there is no such thing as Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to dissappoint children on the eve of Christmas the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident. Only one of the three survived.
Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived.
She was the only one who really existed in the 1st place. Everyone knows there is no such thing as Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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The Perfect Couple - by ElastiGirl - 12-05-2005, 01:21 PM
The Perfect Couple - by ldr614 - 12-05-2005, 01:24 PM
The Perfect Couple - by DTfan - 12-05-2005, 02:44 PM
The Perfect Couple - by Beef - 12-05-2005, 02:50 PM
The Perfect Couple - by ElastiGirl - 12-05-2005, 04:30 PM
The Perfect Couple - by thetribe - 12-05-2005, 05:00 PM
The Perfect Couple - by BallaBaby - 12-05-2005, 05:23 PM
The Perfect Couple - by crazytaxidriver - 12-05-2005, 07:33 PM
The Perfect Couple - by thetribe - 12-05-2005, 07:37 PM
The Perfect Couple - by Doc Holliday - 12-05-2005, 07:48 PM
The Perfect Couple - by MR.INCREDIBLE - 12-05-2005, 08:16 PM
The Perfect Couple - by shafter9 - 12-05-2005, 08:22 PM
The Perfect Couple - by SE04 - 12-05-2005, 09:39 PM
The Perfect Couple - by football05 - 12-06-2005, 01:54 AM
The Perfect Couple - by thetribe - 12-06-2005, 02:56 AM
The Perfect Couple - by 15thRegionCrazy - 12-06-2005, 03:00 AM
The Perfect Couple - by crazytaxidriver - 12-06-2005, 10:21 PM
The Perfect Couple - by Johnny Ringo - 12-07-2005, 01:35 AM
The Perfect Couple - by crazytaxidriver - 12-08-2005, 04:13 AM
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