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My crazy Uncle Charles:

"The person who controls a relationship is the one who cares the least."

"Best way to get over a chick is to get under a different one."

" Heaven on Earth is a perfectly cooked Steak, a giant baked potato, a slab of Texas Toast, an ice cold beer, and a hot blonde who cooks it and brings it to you"

"Live or die.." Spoken to a stray cat that came in his house as he threw it out. The second he said that the cat hit the ground,immediately ran into the road, and was instantly hit by a car.