[Hoot Gibson]

Boys I'm going to tell you a story. There once was a man that had diabetes, and his doctor said if your don't stop drinking it's going to kill you. This man never stopped drinking he drank everyday. Then one day a rock fell on him at work and it took his life. The moral of the story is to enjoy your life you can't control what's going to happen just live life.

I have another story for you...

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The Big Flood

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.


The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

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The moral of the story is that God gave us a brain and He expects it to be used. Put another way, in a democracy, we deserve the government that we get and right now our government is screwing up our economy. We are not helpless victims unless we choose to be. We can enjoy life without being stupid.